wait, who the hell is that?

Wait, that‘s the girl Mel Gibson has been sleeping with?  Well then who the hell was that other chick?  Obviously this is the real one because Mel took her to the premiere of “Wolverine” (“More like Whore-verine”, Robyn Gibson would say later) last night.  I don’t feel too bad because TMZ was confused as well, and they’re a professional whatever you would call it with a building and staff and stuff, and I just have me and my award winning personality.

Speaking of being a big winner, if I had downloaded and watched that work print copy that got leaked, I might hypothetically say the movie is really good.  I don’t know if Daniel Henney (Agent Zero) reads this, but I have a hot friend who will absolutely have sex with you no questions asked.  To protect her privacy, I’ll just call her “Not Wendy”.  Must be nice to have girls throw themselves at you.  I never get that.  Sometimes I wonder if this Magic Necklace even works.  Is it on, do you have to turn these on or do they just do it automatically?