04.22.2009 wow beyonce really sucks

I have no idea what “board feed” is, but Howard Stern somehow got the raw board feed of Beyonce live on the Today show, performing that song she stole from that hot blond chick (this one), and it’s hard to even imagine anyone has ever been worse at anything than Beyonce is at singing.  Which is amazing because imaging things is very easy. Like, imagine you were a knight with a sword fighting a dragon on the moon. It might not be much but there’s at least a picture in your mind, right?  Now imagine anyone worse than Beyonce. Nothin, right?

(184) Comments

  1. Paparazzi Sniper 04/22/2009 09:42

    He used to be funny now its a stichk….

  2. Paparazzi Sniper 04/22/2009 09:43

    NEW GUY SUCKS ON BIG COCKS…..

    ya see waht i did there new guy. tee-hee

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/22/2009 09:44

    I’ve wanted her dead ever since that stupid “Upgrade U” commercial she did for Verizon started invading my brain. This just confirms that she’s a manufactured, talentless twunt whose only redeeming quality is a round ass that probably smells like rotten lasagna.

  4. Long_Duk_Dong 04/22/2009 09:45

    too much jay-z-jam screwing with her vocal chords

  5. CakeSniffer 04/22/2009 09:45

    Seems like board feed is the audio version of a raw, unphotoshopped photo. Anyhow, everybody does it - Mariah Carey in particular is supposed to be a whiz with audio retouching, every song you’ll hear by her is about 75% a computer singing.

    For Beyonce it might be important because apparently her legendary halitosis has melted microphones…

  6. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 04/22/2009 09:46

    FUCKING PRICELESS

  7. grubber 04/22/2009 09:46

    imaging is very easy?

    I’m wondering why I even check back here anymore.

  8. Paparazzi Sniper 04/22/2009 09:46

    I can hear the dogs Howling in the air….and Superman is on planet Krypton holding his ears…..Go soundboard proving again that with out tits and ass , Beyonce, rhianna, sas-mouth, kate perry are all for show…..

  9. grubber 04/22/2009 09:47

    hey there love!

    I just popped in, and now I know why it’s still worth it ;)

  10. Slaappy got fingerbanged 04/22/2009 09:50

    This is way to celebrate Earth Day, what a cunt for ruining my beloved earth day!

  11. Slaappy got fingerbanged 04/22/2009 09:51

    “no way” sorry Mother Nature!

  12. leftnutofjesus 04/22/2009 09:51

    good gawd damn she just hit that high note and a little pee came out of me.

    oh damn…she did it again.

    you gotta give stern props for exposing this millionaire cunt. i know chicks down the road that should be grammy winners and this bitch has went platinum.
    this is why the recording industry is dead.
    i could go on.
    but i’m off work today, masturbating, being broke, and waiting on kind delivery.

  13. Paparazzi Sniper 04/22/2009 09:52

    “im too sexy for this thread…..

  14. Mr. No Name 04/22/2009 09:52

    she sucks at her job

  15. Observer 04/22/2009 09:52

    Is Stern laughing because she sucks????

    Why did he wait so long???

  16. Paparazzi Sniper 04/22/2009 09:53

    Oh noes….is that smurfette and Papa Smurf = ( I always thought Handy Smurf would be hitting that

  17. Death to Finkle! 04/22/2009 09:54

    I popped my cherry on Earth Day. Wasn’t a tree or anything, but did that count as planting a seed?

    She was so fucking hot…. and so fucking…. um,…. not very old….

  18. SuperB 04/22/2009 09:54

    My ears are officially bleeding now

  19. heyjoe 04/22/2009 09:54

    Beyonce, the biggest BITCH in the world…Karma sucks doesnt it Beyonce..

  20. penny_dreadful 04/22/2009 09:55

    that sound tech is my new hero today. good for him for stealing the board feed tapes, or dats or whatever it is they use, and exposing this farce.

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