Afternoon Headlines

ANGELINA JOLIE – was taken to the hospital this morning after she bumped her head and started bleeding while performing a stunt for her new movie, “Salt”.  But then she went back to work because everything is fine.  That was a good story wasn’t it? (source = us.com)

DAVID HYDE PIERCE – said this morning that he married his partner Brian Hargrove in a quiet ceremony in October.  Many we’re surprised by this until they remembered who David Hyde Pierce was.   Then they said, “Oh well sure, I can see that.” (source = the ap)

JON AND KATE PLUS 8 – are being investigated to determine if the show is in accordance with child labor laws.   “I can confirm that our bureau is conducting an investigation,” said Christopher Manlove, a spokesman for the Pennsylvania Department of Labor.

It’s not known exactly … um … wait … was that guy’s name “Manlove”? Oh there’s no fucking way. (source = people.com)

PHIL SPECTOR – was sentenced to at least 19 years in prison today for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson.  He’s 69 now, so it’s likely he will spend the rest of his life in jail.  But he’s a frail old white millionaire with a history of assaulting women, so at least he’ll have lots of interesting new friends. (source = star)

KATIE PRICE – when I tried downloading these, I kept getting error messages that said “can not handle file”.  And when I opened the pics I knew why.  I think it meant all of us.  We can’t handle the file.  On account of the sexiness. (source = splash)