It’s weird when you find out these sexy Hollywood stars aren’t sexy at all and in fact look just like anyone else. Up until 10 minutes ago I would have sworn under penalty of death that “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester was a gorgeous piece of ass with an amazing body. But now it would seem I’ve been tricked. Pretty badly, as it turns out. I should be able to sue, like that little kid when he saw Mickey take off his head at Disneyland. This is just like that, except here Mickey took off his head and then did a line of coke while Winnie the Pooh banged him in the ass with a belt around his neck.
(image source = pacific coast)