05.11.2009 Aww what the hell

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It’s weird when you find out these sexy Hollywood stars aren’t sexy at all and in fact look just like anyone else. Up until 10 minutes ago I would have sworn under penalty of death that “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester was a gorgeous piece of ass with an amazing body. But now it would seem I’ve been tricked. Pretty badly, as it turns out. I should be able to sue, like that little kid when he saw Mickey take off his head at Disneyland. This is just like that, except here Mickey took off his head and then did a line of coke while Winnie the Pooh banged him in the ass with a belt around his neck.

(image source = pacific coast)


(128) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 05/11/2009 12:45

    She’s a keeper for the row 2 pic 5 alone…

  2. Frank 05/11/2009 12:47

    (p)rick…agreed.

  3. Artie Lange 05/11/2009 12:49

    I like the last picture. Her ass looks like it has been spanked.

  4. DB's Treasure 05/11/2009 12:50

    Dunno who, but don’t care. Slip off them bottoms and give me my 2 minutes.

  5. ohmwrecker 05/11/2009 12:50

    That’s the first one I clicked on . . . should’ve just left it alone there.

  6. Raymond K. Hessel 05/11/2009 12:50

    Another hot chick to add to the list of “I DON’T SEE THE PROBLEM!”

    They can’t all be Megan Fox…

  7. CodPiece 05/11/2009 12:50

    Everyone knows that Mickey was fucking Goofy!

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 05/11/2009 12:50

    “(p)rick…agreed.”

    however, I do think her career would be greatly enhanced through a couple of judiciously selected roles in some “tastefully done” porno flicks…

  9. Lo Rider 05/11/2009 12:50

    Sorry, Bren[)0N, your homo is showing again. And yet, Lilly Allen strikes your fancy. I don’t get it.

  10. snatch 05/11/2009 12:50

    what the hell is he talking about? She’s hot
    I’d fuck her with DB’s pecker

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 05/11/2009 12:52

    “what the hell is he talking about? She’s hot
    I’d fuck her with DB’s pecker”

    oooooh snatch, you got me hotter than Georgia asphalt…

  12. DB's Treasure 05/11/2009 12:53

    snatch, it aint like my penis is made of fire and cock roaches.

  13. DumbBlondeArkie 05/11/2009 12:53

    Yeah, what’s the problem here exactly? She’s at the beach. I suppose she should have her hair and makeup done?

  14. Lora 05/11/2009 12:54

    I’d say she was proper bang tidy, but I’ve been watching too many Avid Merrion shows of late, so that might explain it.

  15. snatch 05/11/2009 12:54

    I didn’t mean it in a bad way, DB
    I just don’t have one of my own and “DB’s pecker” has a ring to it

    say it..DB’s pecker
    see?

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 05/11/2009 12:54

    “what’s the problem here exactly?”

    I think NPD would prefer having Adam Lambert in those poses, DBA…

  17. SuperB 05/11/2009 12:55

    So, does her shirt only have one sleeve here or she just was not informed of proper wearing procedure?

  18. GeneralDouchery 05/11/2009 12:55

    Holy shit! She doesn’t have the ass of a ten year-old boy…SURELY she is not sexy.

    =|

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 05/11/2009 12:55

    “I just don’t have one of my own and “DB’s pecker” has a ring to it”

    yes, but snatch, you could “borrow” any one of them that caught your fancy…

  20. DB's Treasure 05/11/2009 12:56

    snatch, I see what you mean now…

    “DB’s pecker”

    Okay, now I have a new safe word.

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