Miss USA pageant owner Donald Trump announced today that Miss California Carrie Prejean will not be stripped of her crown over newly discovered shocking topless pictures, possibly because the pictures are neither topless nor shocking. People.com says…
Prejean, 21, failed to reveal before last month’s Miss USA pageant that she had posed in her underwear as a teenager. But Trump said, “We are in the 21st century … and Carrie is a model, she’s a very successful model, we have determined – and we have the absolute right under the contract – we have determined that the pictures taken are fine.”
Are people under the impression that Miss California is like the governor or something? It’s sort of implied that any contest that includes the contestant in a bikini and high heels won’t result in the winner being given control of the legislature, so calm down everyone. She’s pretty, and she thinks things that may or may not be what you think, but that’s okay because we allow that here. She has power over my pants and whether they stay on or come off, but that’s about where her authority ends.
^—Shit no one cares about.
almost first >.< but yeah. boourns.
She’s not a porn star or pageant winner or anything, but this chick’s pretty hot:
http://tinyurl.com/yqtsu3
Another yawner…
Seriously? She had the balls to stand up for her beliefs, but that’s only because she probably didn’t have any idea who PH was. She could’ve figured out he was queer by the way he was dressed though I guess…
On a more serious note, modeling nude should be a pre-requisite for all pageants…
Perez Hilton cannot suck my dick.
I would maybe worry more if she actually had tits.
This is the before pic, SupB. Her new ones are much nicer.
How many times did she have to swallow Donald’s juice?
Let’s see what else is in the news…
Oh to hell with it. ::breaks open new case of Scotch::
TITS, it’s beer for me.
I only like dumb blonds with huge cans.
(a repost from last thread, because I rule)
DBA I’ve been looking at that ass avatar for 2 months now. It stopped being enjoyable 7 weeks ago. Surely you can find a fresh new booty to replace it with? I’m sure the “other boys” here will agree that variety is a necessity.
Man, a fat queen (Hilton), The Donald, and some ditzy blonde Cali chick with implants absolutely paralyzes the media for a week. Oh God, will that asteroid NEVER get here?
Tony, you mind? ::points at case of scotch:::
Pepper, do you think The Donald shoots juice?
I assumed it would be dust, hairspray, and pieces of eight…
That one’s okay, Z, ‘cuz it looks like she’s fickin’ to drop a deuce on pep’s head.
::pushes case over to Headly::
Go right ahead.
And I would still knock the ass end out of it.
::opens icy cold cooler, pushes towards Pepper::
Tony, got anything for a girl in there?