About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:
IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.
Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here, and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.
POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.
Crappy New Update - this is news to me, but apparently lawyers don’t like it when you publish stolen naked pictures of their clients. Oh I know, I was surprised to.
I don’t have the time to keep up with Sean Combs’ fly-by-night change-my-name antics. He’s a real piece of shit and I hope Tu Pac’s ghost haunts his penis.
I would!
I, personally, think those tits are just perfect. Not too small, not too large….just right.
Hey, someone was sleeping in my bed!
yeah but why can’t we see nudity on here anymore - that sucks!
“yo, puffy’s pecker..wutchu thank you doing?
You aint gettin hard nigga, you aint gettin hard nigga. Da’t bitch gone take yo money fool…yo limp ass…she don’t wont no fake ass thugg nigga.”
The funny thing is, the kind of people who would have hacked her computer probably havent seen a titty before
Can we all decide on a name for the current author besides “new posting dude”? It’s becoming extremely vexatious. Besides, the person is not exactly new anymore and there’s no evidence they are even male. Just make up a damn name.
lord farqwad
I vote for that one
she looks like all the bitches in Spanish Harlem!
::googles “vexatious”::
Zombie, Mony has used Brendumb to effect…satisfactory?
She needs to go eat a sammich
How about Admiral Shit Storm?
I could do w/o the nipple rings, but otherwise, whoa!
nipple rings are a tad ‘99.
however, i’d bore it out until her babies had to parachute out and she was shitting whole books of sheet music.
(P)rick, I think Mony believes Brendon is still the current writer and uses that nickname to express discontent with his shitty writing lately.
Lord Farqwad and Admiral Shit Storm both have nice rings to them, but would they stick?
hey did you guys see the HULU ad with Denis Leary where one of the websites he looks at in the commercial is WHAT WOULD DENIS DO? and looks exactly like this site!
How about calling him Dane Cook?
I can do with the nipple rings…it’s the tramp stamps and belly button rings that need to start dying out. Every person with a clit has one or both of those…usually both.
And Uggs to boot.
SEEWHATIDIDTHURRRR!?!?
fuku,
i’ve never been to spanish harlem, but i would imagine it to be like that. the mulatto chicks with green and blue contacts in. to them, it’s sexy.
to me, it tells me i could bow them over their ford taurus and twirl the cervix.