About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:
IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.
Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here, and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.
POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.
Crappy New Update - this is news to me, but apparently lawyers don’t like it when you publish stolen naked pictures of their clients. Oh I know, I was surprised to.
either one zombie
i never comment about the writer anyway….
i like the mam’s we’ve seen today though
good job LORD FARQWAD
LNOJ - you have to be able to speak spanish though!
fukU, I can see her naked on this site.
Did your Mom put a lock on your computer?
fuku, i’m sure they speak “hundred dollar bills”
and i got plenty of counterfeits wrapped around this dick.
I can’t speak Spanish, but I let my leaf blower do the interpretation.
Then I vote staying simple for NPD - from Tyler Durden to Turden…with emphasis on the “turd”…
i’d like to see whatever she’s got inside her pussy or asshole that uses that big of a power supply….follow the cord.
mmmm mmm mmmm
i would crack that shit open until it didn’t stink anymore. forever.
“LNOJ - you have to be able to speak spanish though!”
fukU: roofies = universal translator…
we used to get victoria beckham and other wastes of healthy organs, but now we get z-list type shit.
i mean….p diddy’s ex bitch with nipple rings?
appreciate the titties and all, but are you chastising us? huh bitch? don’t fucking test me.
By the way (P)rick, I wasn’t trying to single you out there. There are several people who still refer to the author as “new” when he’s been here 5 days a week for fucking months now. It’s time to just accept him/her/it and establish a name.
His momma named him Clay, i’m gonna call him Clay.
Its a sad day when you realise the recession even affects the quality of the celeb’s we get to take the piss out of on here
Zombie, no offense taken…besides, I hate typing all that with nothing better to replace it…only the recent scarcity of nudity and humor have forced my hand…so to speak…
in the “about” section, it still says Brendon writes it.
so until the new motherfucker fesses up, then we got nothing.
or did i miss something?
and i really wouldn’t care if eddie motherfucking murphy is writing it now…..it used to be funny.
hmm……makes sense. eddie murphy’s writing this shit.
Has anyone mentioned the fantastic set of cock sucking lips this wench has?
All we’re missing now are pics of her ass. I’d be extremely disappointed if she turned out to have a flat pooper.
Its a fair assumption, Eddie Murphy certainly stopped being funny a long time ago
You know Puffy’s crew has gone through her like an 8 piece and a biscuit meal.
from her Twitter page…
“Recording this verse… It’s a lot of pressure bein a rapper lol… Wishing I had ramen noodles, I’m hungry…”
Pressure being a rapper? Like the prostate pressure from prison loving? or pressure like neurosurgery?
at least I agree with the hungry part…
::opens pork ramen…adds bacon…mmmm bacon::
Wait…she’s a rapper? As in like, rap music, rapper?
Rap isn’t music, Diane. It’s a fancy version of rain dancing and goat sacrifices.