05.07.2009 Cassie seems fun - update

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About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here, and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.

POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.

Crappy New Update - this is news to me, but apparently lawyers don’t like it when you publish stolen naked pictures of their clients.  Oh I know, I was surprised to.

(257) Comments

  1. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:15

    She’s an RnB singer

  2. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:16

    how do you twitter while you’re rapping?
    the suicide level is just way too low in this fucking country. just FYI.
    at least Puffy’s keeping it real, bitch wants ramen noodles.

    never feed your stable of whores. unless you’re banging horses. if not, you can be arrested.

  3. fukU 05/07/2009 06:17

    Pepper can write in spanish but it is all misspelled - that is ok cause they can’t read in Spanish Harlem!

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 06:18

    more gems from this “bud”ding media goddess…

    “# 1 record down… starting a REMIX next…. fun!!!!!”

    “# …thank you. I am now inspired…lol… going to eat my fried chicken and waffles-it’s getting cold”

    and this morning on my commute…I saw Death riding a pale horse…

  5. fukU 05/07/2009 06:20

    anyone see the Denis leary- Hulu ad?

  6. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:20

    she’s not an r&b singer until she’s tried to act in something called “bedrizzled” or “glamourous” or some shit….

  7. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:20

    Standard twitter post 140 characters, not much different from the average rap verse really….

  8. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/07/2009 06:21

    well, whatever…i don’t give a fuck. just another dumb cunt talentless hack who somehow managed to slob the right fat bastard’s knob and get a “recording” contract.

    someone should tell diddy that we already knew he was retarded, he didn’t need to start shagging this stupid bitch to prove it.

  9. fukU 05/07/2009 06:21

    RnB= Rockin’ Negro boys!

  10. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:21

    Yes, I’ve seen the Denis Leary ad, it makes me nostalgic for the old wwtdd design….

  11. WhoIsThisGuy 05/07/2009 06:22

    Whatsup guys, long time no post. Had a bit of shit going on in my life and thought Id share. My so called “best friend” took $200 from me the other day while I was passed out. I got the security tape of it on youtube if you wanna check it out. This kids a sorry piece of shit and I want the world to know.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiEtd0VQerY

  12. fukU 05/07/2009 06:22

    I was like whoaaaaa!

  13. DB's Treasure 05/07/2009 06:23

    < —— for your viewing pleasure

  14. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:23

    if you were to cut her hair off and tape her titties down, she could run point guard for Kentucky next season.

    it’d be the first black guy i thought about sodomizing…..publicly.

  15. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 06:23

    “who somehow managed to slob the right fat bastard’s knob and get a “recording” contract.”

    diane, any suggestions on how I can become the right fat bastard? I mean, I am already two-thirds of the way there already…

  16. DB's Treasure 05/07/2009 06:24

    WhoIs, you sound WASTED in that.

  17. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:24

    Anyone you know DB??

  18. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/07/2009 06:25

    not sure rick…but you keep shoving your head up DC’s and SupB’s ass and you might get there…

    :P (couldn’t resist!)

  19. fukU 05/07/2009 06:26

    Denis leary ad
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-jfrjXrOyc

    check out at the 42 second mark bitches

  20. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/07/2009 06:26

    oh, and ps…say “already” one more goddamn time. i dare you. say it one more time!

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