05.07.2009 Cassie seems fun - update

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About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here, and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.

POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.

Crappy New Update - this is news to me, but apparently lawyers don’t like it when you publish stolen naked pictures of their clients.  Oh I know, I was surprised to.

(257) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 05/07/2009 06:27

    Unfortunately no, Rem.

  2. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:27

    whoisthisguy,

    if there’s not a shooting, stabbing, beating, or hardcore porno spliced into one of those gas station surveillance tapes, then i don’t give a FUCK about it mang.

    forever. foreva foreva foreva. eva. eva. ever.

  3. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:27

    DD sounds a little cranky today

  4. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:29

    rem,

    i’d say she’s about normal. this ain’t no daycare man. it’s more like a hate-house of ill repute.

  5. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:29

    If this was day-care I think we would all be done for abuse

  6. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/07/2009 06:30

    no, not cranky at all actually. little feisty maybe. i just don’t sugarcoat things. (or bacon-grease coat them, as it were)

    and yes, fukU, we’ve seen the goddamn hulu ad. it’s been discussed every day for the past 3 days, try to keep up, hmmm?

    (see, feisty…not cranky.)

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 06:30

    “DD sounds a little cranky today”

    Rem, at she already got there before 10 AM Central already…

    ::ducks::

    BTW, diane, per B’s comments, not even *my* little head could work its way up B’s ass…

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 06:31

    ^and…not at…Tip’s keyboard is like Chucky…always sneaking up on you…

  9. DB's Treasure 05/07/2009 06:32

    Well…I’m outta here.

    ::places top hat on head; taps the top of the top hat; grabs cane::

  10. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:33

    prick,

    self-gratification in the face of complete and total bullshit is a common trait of the mentally disturbed.

    please note this.

  11. pepper 05/07/2009 06:33

    fucU, I want my one minute back…That was as boring as the new guy here.

  12. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/07/2009 06:33

    you can only do that if you sing “Putting on the Ritz” a la Peter Boyle, DB…

  13. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:34

    has anyone ever refrigerated cum?

    cuz i was gonna re-heat this dish from last night for lunch but the grease has coagulated and it looks like someone stretched off a load on my hamburger steak.

  14. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:36

    I downloaded Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein the other day, lookign forward to watching them back to back at the weekend

  15. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:36

    what i meant was…..what does cooled cum look like?

    i’ve never had a bitch cool it…..”oh leftnut it’s hot” as she waves her hand over her mouth real fast after a blowjob before swallowing.

    but if that were possible, i’d be boiling some tea for all of you right now.

  16. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 05/07/2009 06:36

    Take dat Take dat Take dat…

  17. WhoIsThisGuy 05/07/2009 06:37

    DB - I was! lolol

  18. Sonia 05/07/2009 06:37

    DB’s Treasure - if you haven’t heard or seen it check out Cassie’s video Me & U. Very sexy song I think.

  19. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/07/2009 06:38

    ok, yea…that’s fucking nasty, lefty. just nuke the damn burger, the grease returns to normal. and no, “cooled” cum doesn’t look like that. and go read your damn myspace mail, would ya?

    i can’t watch blazing saddles now and not think of headly. he’s ruined us forever!

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