05.07.2009 Cassie seems fun - update

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About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here, and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.

POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.

Crappy New Update - this is news to me, but apparently lawyers don’t like it when you publish stolen naked pictures of their clients.  Oh I know, I was surprised to.

(257) Comments

  1. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 05/07/2009 06:39

    So wait these titties sing too? shut your mouths.

  2. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:39

    It goes yellow Lefty, I wouldnt worry.

    On the other hand your girlfriend could have procured some fresh cum to put on your leftover steak…..?

  3. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:43

    rem,
    how do you know it goes yellow?
    i’m curious now. i’m gonna cum all in my fucking fridge when i get home.

    she “procured” plenty last night. choked on the load. i don’t know if it was from the taste or the volume. one day, when i give a shit, i’ll inquire.

  4. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:44

    dd,
    haven’t been to myspace in weeks. going now. i hope THESE titty pictures are in focus. and not of your dad. i’ve looked at his enough.

  5. ohmwrecker 05/07/2009 06:45

    What have I just walked into?

  6. RemSteale 05/07/2009 06:45

    How many students do you know that change their sheets regularly?? I was no different Lefty…

  7. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/07/2009 06:45

    the most demented funhouse on the planet, ohmmie.

  8. Zombie 05/07/2009 06:46

    A steaming pile of LNOJ’s daily display of vapid bullshit, Ohm.

  9. Zombie 05/07/2009 06:47

    I’m seriously growing a little drowsy trying to weed through all of his garbage to see if there are other people’s comments worth reading.

  10. ohmwrecker 05/07/2009 06:48

    Has anyone confirmed that this chick is a singer. I mean, of course she is. Why would anyone fuck Puffy unless he could help their career? Shit. Everybody who has a hit on the radio fucked somebody, right? This shit obviously can’t be based solely on talent.

  11. Willie Beamin 05/07/2009 06:49

    I want to hack into her box…

  12. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:49

    ohm’s got a point.

    Mariah fucked Tony Mottolla. i.e. the fatfuck who ran Sony Records at the time.

    Celine Dion…..she fucked somebody.

    Bette Midler….she fucking something.

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 06:50

    “Why would anyone fuck Puffy unless he could help their career?”

    Possibly the comped bottles of Ciroc, ohm?

  14. ohmwrecker 05/07/2009 06:50

    I watched American Idol the other night because Slash was on it. I know I am jaded and the last one to be surprised by the stupidity of the American public, but . . .

    Holy Christ! That fucking thing is awful!

  15. leftnutofjesus 05/07/2009 06:51

    zombie,
    vapid would be the definition of what you bring to this motherfucker.

    that’s all i got to say. get off my fucking nuts. please.

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 06:53

    Lou Pearlman…fat bastard and music producer

    Tommy Mottola…fat bastard and music producer

    Diddy…fat(-headed) bastard and music producer

    I have missed my calling…sob…

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 05/07/2009 06:53

    new post…and 24 reasons to avoid it…

  18. Zombie 05/07/2009 06:54

    LNOJ don’t even talk to me you annoying imbecile. Just continue to smother the threads with your fabricated stories and nimwitted opinions.

  19. Komodo 05/07/2009 07:45

    P4P :) :)

  20. Frank 05/07/2009 10:43

    She’s right. She’s nothing exciting and the piercings ruin her tits.

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