About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:
IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.
Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here, and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.
POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.
Crappy New Update - this is news to me, but apparently lawyers don’t like it when you publish stolen naked pictures of their clients. Oh I know, I was surprised to.
Fuck, I can’t type tonight. Haven’t smoked grass for days. Hits you hard.
Oh yes, my friend, 22-23 yr old tits are absolutely hypnotic. I think I remember you saying you were 44. I’m 42, so basically the same thing. And my, uh, “lack of impulse control” fucked my marriage up too. I do pretty well with women and my mirror and I agree that’s always been a mystery. Anyway, last year I pretty much lost my mind over this 22 yr old I was seeing. She had serious “daddy” issues (of course) and she was 22 in every respect. I could hardly talk to her at all. But man, when she peeled off those clothes…whatever issues I had got shelved real real quick. Your brain just goes slack…probably because at 40+, all your blood is going somewhere else.
And to answer your question, I’ve not been around much, but I don’t think much has been happening here. I was in Chicago a week or so ago and Atlanta before that. Things were fucking GOOD, man.
Dude, don’t go so long between kindbud hits. you know better than that! Haha
I was fucking a 29 year old chick last year right after I moved out of my house for the second time. I thought it would be a good idea to have a five year seperation from my wife before I filed for divorce, so I could fuck chicks without paying alimony . . . Ahhhhh, but even the best laid plans, Headly.
Anyway, the girl I see now is actually 48. Very hot litte body, but man . . . you can’t compare that with the young stuff. 23 year old tits are still unaffected by gravity. Its a marvel of science!
I do know better than that, but I am traveling for my company, so bringing grass would be a bad idea. I have to leave for DC on Sunday for a week. That’s a long time away, but DC is a great city. They have restaruants even better than Chicago.
you know, I ate at Bennan’s in NOLA a few years ago and it was amazing too.
Dude, right there with you. I’m seeing a few women, all between 30 and 45, and to be honest I like the older ones better…at least for everything but sheer appreciation of nudity. Of couse, they’re great naked but it’s unfair to show em next to a 30 yr old. But I’m no fool; im quite the charming motherfucker - twice as charming as that Arnold on Green Acres - but it’s my checkbook that’s got the big dick and ripped abs. The older ones either don’t seem to care as much (unlikely) or hide it better. I guess, either way I get mine!
No shit, I was gonna be in DC at the same time, but my plans changed. Denver instead. If you like Irish bars, check out the Four Provinces. Good joint. There’s another one off the Hill that escapes my booze-addled mind at the moment.
Glad you liked Brennans. Let me know when you come this way again. I’ll square you away with Headly-deals all over.
Unfortunely, I’m staying away from other girls now, beacuase I’ve gotten too serious with the older one. I know myself, Headly. And I will fuck this one up, because that’s what I like to do.
Even though I am staying true to her right now, everytime it gets rocky the very first thing I think is, “Well, I’ll just go fuck someone else.”
There’s more pussy after you get divorced than people might think. I bet there are at least three chicks I could hit if I gave it a try. Monogamy is completely unnatural and, in my oppinion . . . impossible.
Headly, Sounds like we both travel alot. If we end up in the same city at the same time, we have to have a drink.
I have DC, Jacksonville, Fort Meyers and Atlanta between now and June 6th.
Have you met any other Durdens?
Oooooooohh!!
Deadliest Catch!!
Rokan, that may be the truest statement I’ve seen - outside my divorce decree. I try too…and my ex wife was the best women I’ve ever been with, and show-stopping beautful to boot. I just can’t help myself. I don’t know why, my dad and grandpa did it too. I just have no willpower when it comes to women. And they like me too. What are ya supposed to do? We’re not programmed to say no.
Oooooooooh!!
The Longest Yard. (The original, not that shit from Adam Sandler.)
MEAN MACHINE! MEAN MACHINE!!
Watching Gangland myself. Jeff Fort and the Black P-Stone Rangers on the southside. No, I haven’t met any other Durdenites/’nistas. But next time I’m in Chicago, pal, drinks are on me! i’m gonna be in Denver, then Philly, then Dc in July and thats all I know so far. Going to Ireland and Scotland on vacation in October, though. Woo!
Longest Yard! (scanning channels)
My wife was a very awesome woman also, and I apparently missed the part of, “for better or worse, or death do us part.” I didn’t think they were really serious! I mean forever? I thought that just meant you were supposed to try hard, but not take it so hard if you failed.
Anyway, You and I are very alike. Your mother wasn’t a Jewish woman from Arlington Heights, or your father a traveling, fastener salesman from Michigan, were they?
HBO Comedy. Its near the end.
Ah, fucking A! Hey, ya know what i found out on History channel last night? Eddie Albert is a fuckin war hero. He rescued dozens of Marines floating wounded in the surf at the battle of Tarawa, and the whole time he was getting shot at by almost every Japanese machine gun on the island. He won the Silver Star. Guy had some balls.
And he had Arnold the Pig.
He was a real dick in this movie.
Burt Reynolds was a bad ass back then. And, he fucks Bernadette Peters. She had some nice fucking tits!!
Wow . . . It all came back to tis again, Headly. Funny how that happens.
Ha! Nope, Mom was from Austin, Tx “Aristocracy” (uh…okay) and Dad is common white trash from Chicago, of all places. His dad was a buttonman for Capone and died in Ft Leavenworth in 1960. His Aunt was married to Pretty Boy Floyd - Ruby Hardgrave. How’s that for a fuckin pedigree? lol
Love it when Burt nails the guy in the balss with the football.
He should do it again!!