05.07.2009 Cassie seems fun - update

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About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here, and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.

POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.

Crappy New Update - this is news to me, but apparently lawyers don’t like it when you publish stolen naked pictures of their clients.  Oh I know, I was surprised to.

(257) Comments

  1. Headly 05/07/2009 21:23

    yeah, you’re dead on. Bernadette had a fucking ROCKIN body….man, we just can’t help it, can we. I can freeze almost any conversation if we start on chicks. What fucking tits she had…wow.

  2. Rokan 05/07/2009 21:23

    balss=balls

  3. Rokan 05/07/2009 21:24

    And they were natural, Headly!!

    Chicks didn’t have boob jobs back then.

  4. Headly 05/07/2009 21:24

    Bodanski! right in the balls!

  5. Headly 05/07/2009 21:25

    You bet, pal. God made some perfect pairs, just so the surgeons know what to model them on…

  6. Rokan 05/07/2009 21:27

    See, we’re both on Central time. That’s the key. Its the only sensible time zone. Everything happens an hour earlier with out the pain in the ass of being three hours behind like the West coasters are.
    I was just on Western, and you’re so far back that people are going to bed when you are just having dinner. WTF????

  7. Rokan 05/07/2009 21:30

    Nice Slow-Motion!

  8. Headly 05/07/2009 21:30

    Damn straight, it’s God’s time zone. It encompasses all the normal parts of the US anyway. Didja see Major League is on one of the other HBOs?

  9. Headly 05/07/2009 21:32

    Option, option, option! SCORE!!! Now go fuck Lonnie, Burt!on

  10. Headly 05/07/2009 21:32

    Forget the “on”. Fighting this fucking laptop.

  11. Rokan 05/07/2009 21:41

    I guess its sports night on HBO. I’ve got Semi-pro. Not one of Ferrell’s best. Give me Anchorman!

    Headly, I’m calling it a night.

    Gotta go home to Michigan tomorrow. Gonna work til 11:00, drive home, refinance my house at 4:00, fuck my girlfriend at 5:00, pick my kids up at 6:30. Go see Star Trek with my son at 7:30. Gonna be a good day.

    Fuck, I need some rest and some fluids!!

    Great hanging with you.

  12. Headly 05/07/2009 21:41

    :::nudges Rokan, who’s slumped over his bourbon at Twin Anchors::

    What the fuck, Rok…buck up! We’ve still got $30 on the bar!

  13. Headly 05/07/2009 21:42

    Okay, buddy, good hanging with you too. Look for ya soon, enjoy your weekend.

  14. Rokan 05/07/2009 21:49

    I won’t ever leave you with cash on the bar, Headly.

  15. Headly 05/07/2009 21:53

    Ahhh, see? There’s that Midwestern steadfastness I’ve come to rely on! Alright, carry on, my friend. The cash will always be ready for our foray. See ya soon.

  16. Chubb Norris 05/07/2009 22:30

    http://tinyurl.com/537fjw

    Damit..

  17. lady garden 05/08/2009 00:16

    sod the tits-where’s the squirral sex sound file-Rem…Rem??

  18. Pauly Dangerously 05/08/2009 02:30

    Don’t know about you guys, but my favorite part is the twat.

  19. RemSteale 05/08/2009 03:12

    Where do I send it to honey??

  20. lady garden 05/08/2009 03:20

    hotmail account-can i put it on here? Bloody complicated this….

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