05.13.2009 Cindy Crawford is … uhh …

99fp_2188568_crawford_cindy_excl_coq_051209

One time on Opie and Anthony, Patrice O’Neal said, “A beautiful 35-year-old ain’t as as good lookin’ as an ugly 19-year-old.” And because that might be the most brilliant thing anyone anywhere has ever said ever, keep it in mind forever, but specifically when, oh hey look, it’s 43-year-old Cindy Crawford in LA today filming a commercial for Australian TV.  It’s not that she looks bad, far from it, but … ya know.  Megan Fox could be dead for 12 hours and I would still rather go down on her than do it with todays Cindy Crawford.

(image source = fame pictures)


(240) Comments

  1. Lo Rider 05/13/2009 11:57

    Can’t argue with you there, dude.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 05/13/2009 12:00

    That is some weapons grade faggotry, I would push your mother in front of a train to get into her pants.

  3. Lo Rider 05/13/2009 12:01

    Megan Fox wouldn’t go down on Cindy Crawford because she sleeps with filthy men. And by the time Megan Fox is 43 no one will have heard of her for 20 years or so. Meanwhile, Crawford will be 63 and still getting surreptitious pics snapped of her.

    Ironic, no?

  4. Lo Rider 05/13/2009 12:03

    Looks like it’s just you and me in here, BSDC - how long before someone starts cutting and pasting texts on this thread?

  5. CodPiece 05/13/2009 12:03

    Still hot.

  6. DB's Treasure 05/13/2009 12:04

    Does this new writer get off on posting 70 thousand thumbnail pics? Unless there’s nudity in ‘em, there’s no reason for that many, man!

  7. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/13/2009 12:06

    Are you a fucking homo????

    At least Crawford showed the goods while they were still edible….

    ….get “Stunt Cunt” Fox to do that….and you might have an argument…..

    (Also…..remember….fewer words before the punchlines)

  8. SCUM 05/13/2009 12:06

    She is twice as hot as most girls half her age.

  9. DB's Treasure 05/13/2009 12:06

    And Cindy is still hot. Especially for 43. This new writer is about as straight as Perez.

  10. leftnutofjesus 05/13/2009 12:07

    the red lipstick makes her look like ledger ala dark knight with less ass.

    i got one word for that dumb bitch after i farted on her:
    tankini

  11. SCUM 05/13/2009 12:07

    Doc use to PM me all the time to AIM or call her, and once I did I asked her why and she said you fucks said we should hook up because we are the same age.

  12. Willie Beamin 05/13/2009 12:08

    Umm…it Cindy Crawford and definitely still hot…Hey writer guy how about taking that dick out of your ass already…

  13. DB's Treasure 05/13/2009 12:09

    Scum, the only thing I’d tell Doc to kiss is the front end of a speeding train.

  14. SinDs 05/13/2009 12:09

    scum, you’re the same age as doc??

    ancient?

  15. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/13/2009 12:10

    I was always more of a Kathy Ireland guy than a Cindy Crawford guy…..

    ….but look at that fucking awesome ass!!!

    …and I’m a tit guy, myself….

  16. Mac-Daddy 05/13/2009 12:10

    SCUM: Your comment seems more like a math problem to me!

    So Brendumb would rather go down on a dead girl then Cindy Crawford?

    I’d nail today’s Cindy so hard that she’ll think she’s yesterdays Cindy, but look in the mirror and realize she’s tomorrows Cindy!

    if that makes sense!?

  17. SuperB 05/13/2009 12:10

    I am just laughing

  18. SCUM 05/13/2009 12:10

    Sins, I will be 46 July 1st.

  19. Willie Beamin 05/13/2009 12:11

    I would let doc blow me to fuck cindy crawford…

  20. Willie Beamin 05/13/2009 12:11

    lol @ ancient?

You must be logged in to post a comment.