Eve would f**k Chris Brown up

By brendon May 29, 2009 @ 10:09 AM


An inexplicable number of celebrities have defended Chris Brown since the night he punched Rihanna in the face a hundred times. Kanye said we should give him a break. Terrence Howard said he’s a good guy. Diddy loaned him his mansion in Miami just days after the incident. But at least Eve is justifiably angry and not shy about saying so. After Brown posted this video online Wednesday, Eve made 5 entries on her Twitter.

- hold on hold on!! im just gonna reach out to some of ya’ll out there and say this bluntly, why do ppl keep tryin to protect chris browns ass
- hes guilty until proven innocent, and no man should ever raise a hand to a woman, im so sick of people kissin his ass..yeh i did just watch
- a clip of him saying he isnt a monster…yeh motherfucker u are. let him or any other man come to me with power fists..id fuck him up.
- and a message to rihanna…girl your beautiful and talented and u dont need a nigga like that around u…ur special and deserve better…
- & finally,no we dont no wat happened that night, all i no, is seein rihannas beautiful face bruised and upset..thats enuff 4 me.

It’s true we don’t know exactly what happened that night, but if Brown has an explanation for how Rihanna got into his car looking great and got out looking like something that landed here in a spaceship, I’d love to hear it. I agree with Eve. Although I would have anyway because I’ve always thought she was hot, and since she used to be a stripper I feel like we could go on just one date, and she’d, ya know, do it.

(really seems like we should be able to see her tits in these pictures from last years aussie mtv awards, doesn’t it? hq picture jump here)

(158) Comments

  1. avatar
    RedRage 05/29/2009 10:12

    I thought that was CB.

  2. avatar
    pepper 05/29/2009 10:14

    looks like Chris Brown fucked her face as well.

    RED RAGE, thank you for the google page..lol

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  4. avatar
    Zombie 05/29/2009 10:15

    Banner pic – “love that Joker!”

  5. avatar
    Headly 05/29/2009 10:17

    Shit, another one I’m gonna have to google to figure out who the hell they are…

    Are we just picking random strangers off the street to be our celebrities now? Wait, nevermind. We are.

  6. avatar
    Pottz 05/29/2009 10:17

    This bitch is stupid…Who gets two paws tatooed on their tits? Skank. Doesn’t she have a little porn clip of her out there where she’s diggin for gold using a dildo and her pussy?

  7. avatar
    RedRage 05/29/2009 10:17

    Z is slipping with his detective duties today so I thought I’d chip in.

  8. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 05/29/2009 10:17

    Looks like Eve landed on her face when she got ousted from the Garden of Eden…

  9. avatar
    wwjdd 05/29/2009 10:18

    I wouldn’t mind putting my paws on her boobies too…

  10. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 05/29/2009 10:18

    Headly…good riddance and old FH times 3 to boot to the chippie…but I’ll wager you’ll hear from here again in about 6 months or so…

  11. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 05/29/2009 10:18

    I hope everyone mentioned in this story dies.

  12. avatar
    CB007 05/29/2009 10:18

    RR I am not sure that would really qualify as detective work being as how I actually told you where it was from but good job buddy. And btw, you have nice tits.

  13. avatar
    Pottz 05/29/2009 10:18

    Dahlmer only liked black BOYS fool!

  14. avatar
    Pottz 05/29/2009 10:20


    Cut that girl loose. She drove 5 hours to tell you by? When she could have just text you? Fucking french people….astounding.

  15. avatar
    Zombie 05/29/2009 10:20

    BSDC, enjoy your vacation?

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    Pottz 05/29/2009 10:20


  17. avatar
    RedRage 05/29/2009 10:20

    No CB. Lefty told you to GIS sluts.

    The page with you pic has some pretty fuck up shit on it. Like this.

    At a modest press event held today at the Marriott Temple Square in Salt Lake City the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced that it had acquired the venerable LA porn shop Adam & Eve Productions for $2.4 million. “The purchase of Adam & Eve Productions rounds out our stable of properties that profit from the depraved lifestyles and addictions of non-Mormons.” Said Dawnraye Pratt, the church’s representative at the event.

  18. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 05/29/2009 10:20

    “how Rihanna got into his car looking great and got out looking like something that landed here in a spaceship”

    Easy…she removed her Cover Girl make-up…from fly to fly food in seconds…

  19. avatar
    The Informative Tony Stark 05/29/2009 10:20

    Pretty soon Fat Penguin will be worth more than GM


  20. avatar
    Headly 05/29/2009 10:21

    Yeah, you guys are right, she’s crazy. But although she’s not my first crazy one – nor will she be my last – that was a first. She hadn’t even left the restaurant when I changed her name in my phone to “DO NOT ANSWER/REPLY”.

    Anyway, I’ll be looking over my shoulder more than usual for the next few days.

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