Actors are without question the worst people on earth. Dumb, lazy, selfish, arrogant, ungrateful, and spoiled beyond belief. This post is about Gwyneth Paltrow. Try and guess if it’s good. The Sun UK says…
The claws are out on the set of Iron Man 2 with stars SCARLETT JOHANSSON and GWYNETH PALTROW going head to head.
Gwynny reckons her on-set rival is hogging the limelight and now sparks are flying between the movie’s two female leads.
“Gwyneth has become very frustrated with Scarlett. They come from different worlds and have completely different styles.”
I do not know how directors do it. Different styles? The Hollywood Walk of Fame has 2 muppets and 3 dogs on it. Meaning Paltrow has the same job as puppets and dogs, and at least 5 of them are as good or better than she is at it. Sounds easy, right?
“Gwyneth has been left exhausted by the politics and a series of strenuous scenes and and is now taking a two-week break from filming.”
Hubby CHRIS MARTIN has lavished her with love and supported her at a dinner with friends in LA.
Please remember that Gwyneth plays a secretary in this movie, and the movie is not called The Secretary Who Climbed a Mountain and Wrestled Bears. It’s Iron Man 2. Her role is to wear glasses that (*SPOILER ALERT*) are actually just clear glass and not prescription and bring in pretend cups of coffee. You can see now why she’s “exhausted”. If she has to read from an imaginary BlackBerry she might literally die.
I would plow Paltrow.
hey, i’d feel a little insecure around scarlett too!
Lidzzzzzzzzzville.
Why no ScarJo pics? Besides the obvious fact, of course, that you, NPD, have an aversion to attractive women…
I would rather they went head to puss.
“hey, i’d feel a little insecure around scarlett too!”
SinDs, as if you have reason for such behavior…
Me, too, SinD. The girl has an amazing rack and perfect DSLs!
I’m going to back ScarJo in this one.
hey, gwynnie…why don’t you and your wanker husband go get bent!
DBA, despite what another has said, I would doubt your self-deprecation…
Id like to see them fight it out.
In a tub of red jello, naked?
“Hubby CHRIS MARTIN has lavished her with love and supported her at a dinner with friends in LA.”
This as opposed to having sex with her…as one insider stated, “Chris regrets impregnating the beast and wishes for death…hence his new album…”
Give me a break its acting…you say some lines and look hot…cut…go back to your 50,000 square foot on set trailer and bitch to your entourage and fist your fag husband in the ass…
Here’s how that translates into the real world that the rest of us live in:
GP “I’m exhausted from the politics of doing my job, so I’m going to take a 2 week break.”
Boss “You are fired. Get your shit and get out.”
Problem solved.
The thing about Hollywood that has always pissed me off is that there are literally at least a million people capable of playing a secretary in Iron Man 2. Of those million, 99.9999% would do it if it meant working 24 hours a day for a week without food or water while wearing a fat suit and being deprived deodorant. This skinny, spoiled bitch gets paid millions to play a small supporting role and needs a two week vacation on what cannot be more than a 3 month shoot that she has to be at for less than 1/3rd of.
Hollywood - treat your business like a business and fire the stupid cunts like Gwynnie - you’ll be amazed how eager other people are to play the same roles just as well without the headaches.
Rant complete. God bless.
“Gwyneth has been left exhausted by the politics and a series of strenuous scenes and and is now taking a two-week break from filming.”
Strenuous scenes? Really?? Pretending to be a personal assistant is *such* a chore? Too bad her acting skills fail at “acting like a lady”…
(p), who’s your pick to win Idol?
STFU, Z
“Gwynny reckons her on-set rival is hogging the limelight and now sparks are flying between the movie’s two female leads.”
Why is GwynPa associating hog with ScarJo? *Some*one needs a mirror…stat!
Id like to see them fight it out.
In a tub of red jello, naked?
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Super, it will never happen. They are both Yellow.
Yellow, I tell you!
“(p), who’s your pick to win Idol?”
Likely Adam, DBA, much to my unhappiness…unless the teenyboppers really get out the vote for Kris; however, I shan’t be watching it, praise be to God…
I thought this cunt quit acting? Great she cannot even quit correctly…