05.14.2009 “Everyone wants my hairstyle.”

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At first it may seem weird that Kate Gosselin’s hair stylist would screw with her and claim that people from all over the country want to copy her look, but then you remember that Kate Gosselin is an annoying pain in the ass and it starts to make sense.

Kate says her spiky bob hairstyle reflects her feisty personality.
“It’s my attitude! Everybody wants it.” she tells Entertainment Weekly.
But not everybody can pull it off.
“I have very, very thick hair, so it’s not going to work for everybody,” she says. “I’ve seen people come through the book line with thin hair and it’s just won’t work. My hair stylist gets calls from all across the country.”

So half of her evidence that everybody wants to copy her hairstyle is because she sees lots of people who don’t have it.  Ahhh, I see.  That would shut up most people but not Kate. To be honest that haircut makes her look like one of those paper turkey centerpieces kids use at Thanksgiving (this), but when you’re in love with yourself as much as this bitch is even that probably sounded like a compliment.


(203) Comments

  1. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/14/2009 13:59

    that’s what we normal people call the “nurse bitch” haircut. know anyone who’s a nurse and a bitch? bet she’s got that haircut….

  2. The Mildly Tanned Knight 05/14/2009 14:13

    Yes, yes and yes.

    BTW, who the fuck is Kate Gosselin?

  3. SCUM 05/14/2009 14:25

    Looks like my balls after I rub a balloon on them.

  4. Massive 05/14/2009 14:27

    On May 14, 2009: WWTDD.com is pronounced dead.

    WWTDD.com r.i.p.

  5. Tito's Abdomen 05/14/2009 14:32

    The soap isn’t pink anymore. Site update?

  6. Demon Spawn 05/14/2009 14:33

    Wow, another stupid blonde white girl. We surely don’t see enough of these in the world. She doesn’t even have the decency to have a sexy foreign accent or get naked. Stupid blonde white girls that don’t get naked are more retarded than on-alcoholic beer. I mean, its just a waste of a can if you ask me.

  7. Contact 05/14/2009 14:36

    News flash Kate — no one wants your hair cut.

    Contacts

  8. pepper 05/14/2009 14:37

    My mop has the same style….

  9. pepper 05/14/2009 14:40

    Only my mop gets down on the floor and gets really dirty.

  10. pepper 05/14/2009 14:41

    Anyone else add KY, I mean soap to the mop before you use it?

  11. Lora 05/14/2009 14:41

    I like it. It’s cute. Like a duck’s arse when it’s diving for fish.

    She needs to have something going on up top cos let’s face it, after eight kids you’re going to need something to distract from the cottage cheese thighs and slack vag…

    I just disgusted myself with that mental image :(

  12. What Me Worry? 05/14/2009 14:44

    I really don’t think that hairstyle would suit me.

  13. What Me Worry? 05/14/2009 14:46

    Pic #6 just waiting for a facial from me.

  14. Admiral 05/14/2009 14:48

    I don’t know much about such things, but yeah, her hair style looks bad enough to start a significant trend.

  15. Black Bastard 05/14/2009 14:54

    8 gook kids that look nothing like her, a big mouth, and a clown car vagina stretched out beyond recognition.

    I wouldn’t spit to give this one a drink if she were dying of thirst.

    So solly.

  16. DarkCherry 05/14/2009 14:57

    ::um:: raises hand

    i vote for a meaningless update (member those?) just to put the Bulls kid boning some seriously fake and fake tanned tittied bitch post back at the top of the page.

    all in favor say aye?

  17. Lora 05/14/2009 14:58

    Aye

  18. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/14/2009 15:23

    In “the old days”….that festive turkey decoration would have been in the line up of pictures….rather than a link

  19. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/14/2009 15:24

    pepper…..

    I NEVER put KY on my mop…..I like the mop to suffer…..

  20. The Irreverent Tony Stark 05/14/2009 15:33

    Lora, how was your final exam?

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