Despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, people still pretend that Fergie and her crocodile skin are sexy. And who knows, maybe she is, maybe this is like Dorian Gray, and in real life she’s amazing but her pictures age super fast and reflect her sins. I know that’s completely retarded but it makes at least as much sense as the notion that Fergie is attractive in any way.
NOTE - if you think Fergie is hot, maybe you and this guy can be new best friends. He looks pretty cool.
I want to turn her into luggage!!!
wuts up with the hair?? Looks like she made a whip!!
she makes my pee pee hide inside my asshole..
I’d do her in the dark, and only if she was bent over. I think just mayyyybe her ass wouldn’t be as leathery as the rest of her!
With those sunglasses…
…she belongs in a 1980’s Coke commercial.
I would rather eat her piss stained concert pants than see her fully naked, let alone bed her.
I’d hit it repeatedly.
With a stick.
Take me to your leader!
Isnt that Donatella Versace??
“NOTE - if you think Fergie is hot, maybe you and this guy can be new best friends. He looks pretty cool.”
Look, “NPD”…
A) Fuck you
B) She IS attractive. She’s just a butterface.
C) Tell your mother she should check herself for tha clap. I gotta stop ordering hookers on Craigslist.
jowls, people! she’s got fucking jowls!!!
and those glasses are fucking atrocious.
Is that Mr. T wearing Kanye’s glasses in the back… I pity the fool that think a Mohawk looks good… (unless it is sitting on a vagina, then if so, carry on)
In still more news from Hollywood sets, insiders are raving at Fergie’s performance as the alien commander in the remake of V coming to the Sci-Fi channel this fall.
Especially grateful are the make-up artists who claim, “Fergie is a natural for this part…we just trowel off a layer of grease and she’s ready for her close-up.”
Yes, there’s something to be said for her natural…um…beauty…
DB…Get with the times…You cannot order hookers on CL anymore.
Dude so what if she has jowls like a bulldog…it give me something to grab on too
whoa I just prefixed my post with “dude” lol
I would pee in her butt for sure.
and i’m not a dude, WB.
I wouldn’t think twice about grabbing her said jowls and raping that fine ass of hers ’til she couldn’t sit anymore.
Michael Litoris 05/22/2009 06:27
I’d hit it repeatedly.
With a stick.
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.looks like you are too late!