These cellphone pictures of Rihanna in various stages of undress (including the one full frontal naked money shot here) only just leaked and it’s not clear where they’re from or how they ended up online, but it was Chris Brown. He did it.
Sexy Update - Wow, he punches girls in the face AND wears panties on his head. Chris Brown must be training for the Tough Guy Olympics.
This will GET THEM!
*glues mouse trap to light switch, goes and sits by the corner and puts on night vision glasses, takes out cock and strokes it*
Anything I could say about these pics Ri Ri already said…to wit…
“Now I Know”"How I Like It”"Lemme Get That”"Good Girl Gone Bad” “SOS”"Selfish Girl”"Say it”"Sell Me Candy”
Her reply?
“Here I Go Again”"There’s A Thug In My Life”"Hate that I Love You”# “Shut Up and Drive”"Should I?”"Push Up on Me”"P.S. (I’m Still Not Over You)”
How did the date end?
“Emergency Room”"Final Goodbye”
Who glued a mouse trap to the… oh… Pepper did you do this?
Fine…
::Installs a miniature Arc Reactor in the lighting system::
Ok, that should last about a couple of hundred years.
3 words
Fuk these 2
Weed.
Coke.
Whiskey.
Led Zep cover band.
sounds like a great combo pauly
whisky, tacos, skoal for me right now
um, hope i will for better posts next week, but bet on it i wont, new writer sucks ASS
These images violate my diachronic pleasure syntax.
Jes.
testing 1 2
586): There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I have a snatch in my locker. Bateman-Style.
I still think the panties are huge.
[...] Sucks to be Rihanna right now, well apart from the money, fame, wardrobe, adoring fans; er where was I? Oh yeah, so after getting a severe beating from Chris Brown, the black equivalent of Zac Efron, naked pictures of Rihanna have wound up on the web. Oooh I wonder who posted them. Subtle, Chris Brown, subtle. Have a perv for yourself here. [...]
(843): This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
606):are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I would expect no less on this alcohol-fueled, monkey-piloted pirate ship…
I only wish pic #3 was clear. Look at that gap between the lips.
Bloom,you think the panties are huge?
Are we looking at the same picture?
pepper dat hoes do got sum hugeass panties on… if u dont think so then u been fuckin old bitches way too long.
Yes Pepper, the first picture. Those are huge panties.