You may recognize Joakim Noah if you’re a fan of the Chicago Bulls or police reports about pot or movies where someone travels back 4000 years in a time machine, but he’s the one getting humped in the ocean by the beautiful topless girl in these pictures. In what may be a headline around the world, it turns out that hot girls will do you if you’re rich enough, even if it means your vacation pictures will look like wild animal attack footage from Brazil.
05.14.2009 Guess which one is rich
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Say that again, DBA - everyone was watching the chick with the large fake tits when you were posting.
RR, sometimes tho, you say the wrong name with eyes closed.
NEVER….never ever a good situation.
DB’s Treasure…..
…Sam Kinison’s rant about working on his lawn and truly worrying about the weeds sums up life as a married man….
He was very funny….
Too bad he never made it onto “Just Shoot Me”
B, a “pop”?? A carbonated beverage?? which actually should have the designation “soda” or “soda water”
I am getting the sneaky suspicion the the new writer is……..Porkyomiz.
Better not be a sugared pop, else Chairman Obama will charge you extra.
SupB, that why it’s better not to exchange names first. Then there can be no hurt feelings.
Nice tits….it’s about time a basketball got some nice pussy…instead of the Oprah look a likes
If we are getting an athlete post, I just wish we are getting someone decent at their respective sport, not mediocre.
(P) uh no, like a rupture from roughhousing the titties. That would be BAD.
DumbBlondeArkie….
“…..Seriously, am I the only one left with natural tits?”
You know what they say around here…..
…pictures…or it didn’t happen……
RedRage, bout damn time you paid your internet bill.
Porkyomiz
AIMeomiz
Palosermiz
Pale old ms.
Pale old ms, ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
i’d fuck both them nice bitches. but the one with the facial hair’s handling all oral.
What do you call the smell of vodka and desperation?
Nothing…given the chance she will call you!
Left, the hairy girl is portuguese.
He is sponsored by Le Coq Sportif tho, DFT….
I guess he has one redeeming quality.
I bet Doc’s breath smells like armpit and olives.
Tell me about it Z! Nah, just got over the flu… or maybe it was a week long hangover from the concert last Thursday. Let me guess what you’ll be watching tonight. 3 game 7’s in one series!
Sporting the cock Sup?