05.14.2009 Guess which one is rich

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You may recognize Joakim Noah if you’re a fan of the Chicago Bulls or police reports about pot or movies where someone travels back 4000 years in a time machine, but he’s the one getting humped in the ocean by the beautiful topless girl in these pictures. In what may be a headline around the world, it turns out that hot girls will do you if you’re rich enough, even if it means your vacation pictures will look like wild animal attack footage from Brazil.

(NSFW pics start here, image source = fame)

(131) Comments

  1. Lo Rider 05/14/2009 10:14

    Say that again, DBA - everyone was watching the chick with the large fake tits when you were posting.

  2. SuperB 05/14/2009 10:14

    RR, sometimes tho, you say the wrong name with eyes closed.

    NEVER….never ever a good situation.

  3. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/14/2009 10:15

    DB’s Treasure…..

    …Sam Kinison’s rant about working on his lawn and truly worrying about the weeds sums up life as a married man….

    He was very funny….

    Too bad he never made it onto “Just Shoot Me”

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 05/14/2009 10:15

    B, a “pop”?? A carbonated beverage?? which actually should have the designation “soda” or “soda water”

  5. SCUM 05/14/2009 10:15

    I am getting the sneaky suspicion the the new writer is……..Porkyomiz.

  6. Lo Rider 05/14/2009 10:16

    Better not be a sugared pop, else Chairman Obama will charge you extra.

  7. RedRage 05/14/2009 10:16

    SupB, that why it’s better not to exchange names first. Then there can be no hurt feelings.

  8. DoubleBarrel 05/14/2009 10:17

    Nice tits….it’s about time a basketball got some nice pussy…instead of the Oprah look a likes

  9. SuperB 05/14/2009 10:17

    If we are getting an athlete post, I just wish we are getting someone decent at their respective sport, not mediocre.

    (P) uh no, like a rupture from roughhousing the titties. That would be BAD.

  10. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/14/2009 10:17

    DumbBlondeArkie….

    “…..Seriously, am I the only one left with natural tits?”

    You know what they say around here…..

    …pictures…or it didn’t happen……

  11. Zombie 05/14/2009 10:17

    RedRage, bout damn time you paid your internet bill.

  12. Texas Stunt Sock 05/14/2009 10:18

    Porkyomiz

    AIMeomiz

    Palosermiz

    Pale old ms.

  13. SCUM 05/14/2009 10:19

    Pale old ms, ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  14. leftnutofjesus 05/14/2009 10:19

    i’d fuck both them nice bitches. but the one with the facial hair’s handling all oral.

  15. SuperB 05/14/2009 10:20

    What do you call the smell of vodka and desperation?

    Nothing…given the chance she will call you!

  16. SCUM 05/14/2009 10:21

    Left, the hairy girl is portuguese.

  17. SuperB 05/14/2009 10:21

    He is sponsored by Le Coq Sportif tho, DFT….

    I guess he has one redeeming quality.

  18. DB's Treasure 05/14/2009 10:22

    I bet Doc’s breath smells like armpit and olives.

  19. RedRage 05/14/2009 10:22

    Tell me about it Z! Nah, just got over the flu… or maybe it was a week long hangover from the concert last Thursday. Let me guess what you’ll be watching tonight. 3 game 7’s in one series!

  20. SCUM 05/14/2009 10:22

    Sporting the cock Sup?

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