You may recognize Joakim Noah if you’re a fan of the Chicago Bulls or police reports about pot or movies where someone travels back 4000 years in a time machine, but he’s the one getting humped in the ocean by the beautiful topless girl in these pictures. In what may be a headline around the world, it turns out that hot girls will do you if you’re rich enough, even if it means your vacation pictures will look like wild animal attack footage from Brazil.
scum,
i like that thing she’s doing with her mouth.
like she’s tonguing the back of her teeth, smearing the jizm of failure all over her scruffy face.
Not sure about his NBA skills, but he was excellent in Quest for Fire.
i don’t know if i should watch carolina again.
the last time i saw them, they were ripped up worse than db’s amazon bitch when she takes small infant shits.
bo knows skeet
How about the phucking Penguins? I’m so sick of the CAPS bandwagoners around here.
Lo,
I thought maybe we could be in love. Then you said that word…that dirty word.
“(P) uh no, like a rupture from roughhousing the titties. That would be BAD.”
B, love, I would be more concerned about your “manhandling” my moobs, given your delight in chipping your partner’s teeth during oral diversions…besides, one one redeeming grace…big hands…less need for roughhousing…
We can work it out, Sup. You know I’ll renounce whatever my belief set might be when you come strollin in with the flack jacket and flip-flops.
Lo, fuck the Penguins. I like Ovechkin. I wanted them to win. That was the most awful Game 7 I have ever witnessed. You think Caps fans are bandwagoners? How about Penguins and Steeler fan? They are fly by night fans. The teams suck for 10 years and you couldn’t find a fan for miles. The moment they start winning…I get “Oh, I’ve been a fan since I was a kid!” Sure you were, fucktard.
Go Wings, go Bruins.
Love me a man with some big hands (P)
How do you realy feel Db?
And Crosby will forever be a goddamn petty bitch in my eyes. Fuck him straight in the ass with Mulkin’s dick.
There are no bandwagoning Steelers fans, just Cowboys fans without a place to go. The only (and I stress ONLY) reason I am a PENs fan is because I’m a Steelers fan. I know DICK about hockey, except that it beats the shi+ outta soccer.
“bandwagoners”
I have always preferred “Porter Wagoners” to bandwagoners myself…I always had a chance of seeing Ms. Parton…um…perform…
Ovechkin just needs to stop acting like a demostrative monkey every time he scores and he will truely become one of the great one’s.
I knew zilch about hockey, and have become the biggest fan, Lo…its like crack.
DB, you’re avi looks like Crosby is fucking you in the ass with Malkin’s dick! Armpits and olives….. Nice!
I was pulling (it) for the Caps and now I’m hoping the Bruins can do it.
I’m a hockey fanatic, and I loath and despise Pittsburgh, their teams and their fans.
DEMONSTRATIVE.