You may recognize Joakim Noah if you’re a fan of the Chicago Bulls or police reports about pot or movies where someone travels back 4000 years in a time machine, but he’s the one getting humped in the ocean by the beautiful topless girl in these pictures. In what may be a headline around the world, it turns out that hot girls will do you if you’re rich enough, even if it means your vacation pictures will look like wild animal attack footage from Brazil.
willie,
cowboys cheerleaders would be more like….. Snap Snap Snap Snap
RedRage, yes it’s going to be a big night. Of course I’m hoping the Canes prevail, but if they don’t, I hope they don’t go out the way they have in the last couple of games. And I would much rather see the Ducks win than the fucking Red Wings. Fuck Detroit!
“Schving! he shoots, he scores!”
I got a rock…
yeah true..haha
Somehow all these Cowboys fans find their way to KC like we dont have a professional team. They are always white trash douchebags as well….
I could only STOMACH the ‘boys when Jimmy J was coaching there.
So funny. You know new people are like…who the hell is DTF?
I’d admit to being a Cowboys fan, but I’ve already confessed to watching AI, so that’s enough for today.
Sup - I like it when you say “STOMACH the boys”
I’m thinkin about jackin off in the cripple bathroom.
Jimmy’s hair with the Gatorade pouring off (which is pretty much his hair without the Gatorade pouring off) = hilarious
Cowboys play KC this year …….. take em out Sup!
DBA…I love you, but bitch you would be voted off my island. HOW can you like those whiny pussy douche boys?
Your breakin my heart….
We got Cowboys fans in Jersey too..I don’t get it but it’s the Boston fans that are the biggest douchebags
There’s a bedrock corridor of Cowboys fans stretching from just north of Dallas, through Oklahoma well into Missouri and Kansas, B. The “Trail or Queers” or something like that.
Speaking of Detroit, what even happened to that chump
Bob Seger Aretha Franklin Uncle Kracker Kid Rock EminemRokan?FUCK i am all wound up today…bad…what the fuck.
I need to break shit….or punch someone.
“I’d admit to being a Cowboys fan, but I’ve already confessed to watching AI, so that’s enough for today.”
DBA, you also admitted to “natural tits”…all is forgiven…come home…Lassie misses you…and little (P)Rickie’s in a well…
Lo: “Trail of Queers’ - nice.
“I need to break shit….or punch someone.”
Swing away, B, my wife has proven to me I can take a beating…
Cod,
I wish. We have an arm we wont be able to protect, and a D line that wont rush or stop the run.
I went ahead and bought the required lube for being a Chiefs fan, and am just waiting for the teeth gritting to commence.
DBA, bring the crop, and the cooler. I think it is road trip time.
We need to go whip Mrs. (P) into shape.