05.14.2009 Guess which one is rich

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You may recognize Joakim Noah if you’re a fan of the Chicago Bulls or police reports about pot or movies where someone travels back 4000 years in a time machine, but he’s the one getting humped in the ocean by the beautiful topless girl in these pictures. In what may be a headline around the world, it turns out that hot girls will do you if you’re rich enough, even if it means your vacation pictures will look like wild animal attack footage from Brazil.

(NSFW pics start here, image source = fame)

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  1. DB's Treasure 05/14/2009 10:52

    Has any sports team from KC been successful? Ever?

    ::protects balls::

  2. CodPiece 05/14/2009 10:53

    DB: I don’t know, but their WNBA team has next.

  3. The Irreverent Tony Stark 05/14/2009 10:53

    ::stands up, clears throat::

    I am a Cowboys fan.

    But I hate most other Cowboys fans.

  4. Lo Rider 05/14/2009 10:54

    The Chiefs won Super Bowl IV.

    The Royals won the ‘85 World Series.

    The Kansas City Kings moves to LA.

    I think everythings up to date.

  5. Hackneed Fraise 05/14/2009 10:55

    DB: Royals, World Series, 1985.

  6. SuperB 05/14/2009 10:55

    Thanks for handling my light work.

    I feel the Storm will have a successful season, with a talented running back.

  7. Lo Rider 05/14/2009 10:56

    HA! SUCK ON THAT, Cliche!

    ( That’s right, you didn’t think I knew your secret identity, did you? )

  8. SuperB 05/14/2009 10:56

    And, uh after the 2 run homer your Phils gave up with 2 fucking outs in the 9th last night, I would think you aint got much to say….

  9. Hackneed Fraise 05/14/2009 10:57

    So, what major city has had NO sports team success in recent years (decades)?

  10. SuperB 05/14/2009 10:58

    And fuck me if I am incorrect, I think we are tied for OUR division lead….while your still breaking your tongue off in the Mets ass….

  11. Lo Rider 05/14/2009 10:59

    Cleveland. I used to love driving south from Detroit because Cleveland and all its sports teams sucked so bad it made moving in its general direction a breeze.

  12. DumbBlondeArkie 05/14/2009 10:59

    SupB, I’ll guess that, in your opinion, the Chiefs are not whiny pussy douche boys? Bullshit!
    They’re a suck ass team, but I still love you all the same. Some former Hogs are now playing for the Boys, including Felix Jones. Lots of Arkansas connections. I hate Jerry Jones and TO, but I still root for the team.
    ::DBA handcuffs herself to the tree on B’s island::

  13. Zombie 05/14/2009 10:59

    I can’t watch this clip enough-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQxSXhQ-kNo

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 05/14/2009 11:02

    “So, what major city has had NO sports team success in recent years (decades)?”

    Houston, Hack…

    ::hangs head, goes to corner, kicks rock as Hulk traveling music begins::

  15. Hackneed Fraise 05/14/2009 11:02

    Z: Gotta love how he leans IN to the punch. Nice tactic: “hmmm . . . maybe my face will bruise his hand”

  16. SuperB 05/14/2009 11:03

    Dont forget Weston Dacus, DBA. I mean, I heard a rumor he played here or something. COUGH

    Im just riled up…dont mind me.

    Wair, did you say handcuffs? YES!

  17. DumbBlondeArkie 05/14/2009 11:03

    I’m ready, SupB. If she’s 1/100th as mean to (p) as he jokes about, I’d like to speak to her as well.

  18. DumbBlondeArkie 05/14/2009 11:05

    Have a Halls, sweetie. Yes, Weston Dacus did, indeed, play for the Hogs. He was our gift to you. You’re welcome xoxoxo

  19. SuperB 05/14/2009 11:05

    I agree about the Chiefs sucking. Front office problems. They have not had the legitimate talent that the ‘boys have had though.

  20. CodPiece 05/14/2009 11:06

    Larry Johnson hits more bitches than Chris Brown.

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