05.27.2009 I’m not sure I beelee dat

Despite Bow Wows assurances, I’m not so sure I agree with Chris Brown when he says he’s not a monster. He put out this video last night to promote his new record, one of the first times he’s spoken publicly since that night he punched Rihanna in the face for 20 minutes, and it really cleared up a lot of loose ends. Brown says…

“I’m about to drop a single this summer for ya’ll, so, we ain’t goin’ nowhere. Everybody’s that’s haters, they just been haters. All my real fans I love ya’ll. I ain’t a monster.”

Wow that was really touching. I wish I was a girl so I could date Chris Brown.

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  1. The Incalculable Tony Stark 05/27/2009 12:27

    Dammit Current Writer Troll, you were doing so well today… and then you ruin it with this.

  2. Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 12:28

    Is he talking into a refrigerator?

  3. fbones 05/27/2009 12:28

    “I wish I was a girl so I could date Chris Brown”

    Yeah, i also wish you were funny again. fucker.

  4. Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 12:29

    What a fucking homo. Not only is he a stupid looking mother fucker, he sounds almost illiterate. The fact that people still play him means it is OK to beat up women! Hooray!!

  5. Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 12:30

    And Bow wow? Who thought up that name. I really wish I could run both of those twits over with my car.

  6. Tito's Abdomen 05/27/2009 12:34

    Tony, I disagree. The Admiral Akbar remark was amusing, but other than this: Same old unfunny shit.

  7. DB's Treasure 05/27/2009 12:36

    “We are not workin out! We are definitely fuckin!”
    “Those aren’t dumb bells, they just ma’ balls, baby.”

  8. LittleSpaceMonkey 05/27/2009 12:36

    Plus he’s ugly.

  9. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/27/2009 12:40

    You know….

    ….everybody is FORGETTING…..she grabbed his phone first……

    …bitch….

  10. Tito's Abdomen 05/27/2009 12:40

    All that money and the stupid motherfucker can not affort a camera that produces a video that is in focus?

  11. Watt(Power) 05/27/2009 12:43

    Bitch be playin on my phone ill kll her like mike tysons daughter with a damn treadmill belt!

  12. Watt(Power) 05/27/2009 12:44

    Too soon?

  13. DB's Treasure 05/27/2009 12:47

    “he’s still got it”

  14. The Fried Man 05/27/2009 12:48

    Moron took his money and built a bowling alley in his house. I guarantee there is a buck hunter safari edition just off camera.

  15. pepper 05/27/2009 12:49

    So Zombie has the list and is looking up peoples personal info and then posting it?
    This is the same turd that threw a fit when I reposted a pic of him that he posted…..
    WHAT A CRY BABY…

  16. SCUM 05/27/2009 12:54

    That video really spooked me.

  17. DB's Treasure 05/27/2009 12:54

    Another list of our info has been hacked and distributed? Don’t people have anything better to do than hangout on the internet all damn d…

    …uh, nevermind

  18. Contact 05/27/2009 12:55

    I so believe this guy.

    Contacts

  19. Jean-Claude Van Douche 05/27/2009 12:56

    You know Obs…a girl grabbed my phone once. I just asked for it back and then took it. Funny it never occurred to me to pummel her face.

  20. Lora 05/27/2009 12:56

    God, could Chris Brown BE any cooler?

    Seriously though, I didn’t think they’re could be anybody left who still liked him, but my fourteen year old sister is in love with him. She’s going to be a worry…

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