05.15.2009 I hope you die

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I’ve seen Marisa Millers husband a hundred times, and every single time I wanna throw a hammer at his stupid hipster face. What kind of dullard still thinks that haircut is cool? It’s cool in the same sense that a cartoon about a penguin in sunglasses is cool. I’m not even positive what the fuck that means but I’m pretty sure it makes sense.


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(188) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 05/15/2009 08:36

    That haircut is almost as cool as his soul patch. He should just tattoo “Giant Douchebag” on his forehead and be done with it.

  2. Long_Duk_Dong 05/15/2009 08:37

    this just in….Marissa Miller is has 20/600 vision, refuses to wear glasses, is alergic to contacts and has the attraction to the opposite sex level of a 12 yr old girl

  3. Long_Duk_Dong 05/15/2009 08:37

    and i would so hit it

  4. SomeoneluvsU 05/15/2009 08:41

    Does Kate Gosselin do his hair?

  5. What Me Worry? 05/15/2009 08:50

    I would cut my hair like that or even shave it all off or whatever if it would get me to fuck Marisa Miller.

  6. 8romper 05/15/2009 08:52

    Hot girl with an ugly guy. It’s the fucking rules in L.A. I’m going to buy an entire wardrobe of Ed Hardy, grow a chin strap, and ’start a band’; maybe then I can get something worth my time.

  7. What Me Worry? 05/15/2009 08:54

    This goof is screwing Marisa Miller and Sean Penn is boning Natalie Portman yet all I get is my hand. Excuse me while I go hang myself.

  8. pump 05/15/2009 08:56

    Do you think she’s taking it in the ass?

  9. Watt(Power) 05/15/2009 08:56

    Meh. He can watch. No need to kill him

    DD I know you’re not asian… JAP?

    And how is it kosher? Its on the back half of the animal! Oh well as long as eating pussy is kosher I can imagine DD and NP going at each other.

  10. The Insane Tony Stark 05/15/2009 09:01

    OK this party’s over, Watt’s repeating himself.

  11. Watt(Power) 05/15/2009 09:03

    Just copying from last thread mr TITS

  12. Frank 05/15/2009 09:04

    Clearly this doofus is doing something right because in that last pic MM looks like she wants to tear his clothes off and mount him right there.

  13. dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/15/2009 09:04

    see end of previous post, watt…i’m too lazy to cut n’ paste today

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 05/15/2009 09:11

    I see the cock behind the wheel has a decent comb atop his head…

  15. godohellfyre 05/15/2009 09:12

    I am just so GD sick of this douche bag getting this attention. Yes, Marissa Miller is an idiot and can’t realize just how stupid she is. She married a boy that likes to pay for sex, and is probably paying her right now. Griffin is a total bastard, and has apparently made a Faustian deal with Lucifer himself to get his life. I used to work for this loser, and I can tell you that he bankrupted the company chasing after some music video model that wouldn’t sleep with him, and then he went crying to daddy when he couldn’t pay his bills. Which they never did by the way. So in conclusion, I can not stand Griffin, nor can I stand anyone that deals with him or his family. And to Marissa… I am soooooooooo sorry you have to deal with this jackass. No, wait, I’m not sorry for Marissa, she made her lame choice.

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 05/15/2009 09:12

    “Clearly this doofus is doing something right because in that last pic MM looks like she wants to tear his clothes off and mount him right there.”

    Funny, I see only a cross between the classic “thousand yard stare” from shell shock combined with a rohypnol O.D.

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 05/15/2009 09:13

    “Hot girl with an ugly guy. It’s the fucking rules in L.A. I’m going to buy an entire wardrobe of Ed Hardy, grow a chin strap, and ’start a band’”

    8romper…if you name the band “Toxic Ladykiller”, I would bet you’d be knee-deep in willing road whores in minutes…

  18. SuperB 05/15/2009 09:14

    Someone forgot to tell him you never go full retard…..

  19. THE O.G. HATER 05/15/2009 09:16

    That looks like that one imbecile from tool academy, with his super homo flock of seagulls haircut

  20. Watt(Power) 05/15/2009 09:17

    Gotcha Diane thanks for clearing that up.

    I’d rail this bitch.

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