Kelly Cartman

Through unknown means, Kelly Clarkson was hoisted onto KIIS FM’s main stage for their Wango Tango concert in LA this weekend, where she moo’d out her big hit song, “My Life Would Suck Without You.”  Unfortunately some of the fans were yelling, “We Love Kelly”, which sounds like “We Love Jelly” if you happen to love jelly, and that reminded Kelly of biscuits, so the next 25 minutes just had Kelly on stage with her eyes closed and eating imaginary biscuits until an army of super-powered stage hands forklifted her out back.  In other words the show went much better than expected.

(image source = mavrix online)