Through unknown means, Kelly Clarkson was hoisted onto KIIS FM’s main stage for their Wango Tango concert in LA this weekend, where she moo’d out her big hit song, “My Life Would Suck Without You.” Unfortunately some of the fans were yelling, “We Love Kelly”, which sounds like “We Love Jelly” if you happen to love jelly, and that reminded Kelly of biscuits, so the next 25 minutes just had Kelly on stage with her eyes closed and eating imaginary biscuits until an army of super-powered stage hands forklifted her out back. In other words the show went much better than expected.
(image source = mavrix online)
Yes, “No Comment” indeed
Giggity.
Prediction: Death by sandwich.
Mmmmm, beef, it’s what’s for dinner…. Mooooooo!
This thing on?
I believe if Kelly would admit she is a lesbian she could kick the carb addiction and lose that extra 40# she’s packed on since the last set of fat photos she took.
For the love of Mamma Cass..
I know how she could lose about 75 pounds… cut one of her arms off.
Good grief man, I’ve heard of slow news days, but must we be subjected to a post about this cow? Oh the humanity!
I didn’t realize Meatloaf was back on tour.
In the banner pic someone asked he how many big Macs she wanted this is her answer.
What the fuck happened to her…she used to be HOT
kathleen turner sings?
headly,
that “flippy” comment was fucking hilarious.
On the brighter side, Verizon has given Kelly her own area code
i’d bang her. but i don’t have any bisquick.
He should have included NOM NOM NOM in the post. fucking newb!
Headly, I am supposed to ask you for a repeat of the beagle story I missed this weekend….
Kelly, please stop. No, really.
Stop.
FUCKING EATING!!
the way she’s going, that mic stand ain’t the only black rod she’s gonna be handling this week.
Jesus, Kelly…I know that $5 foot-long thing is a good deal, but try to exercise a little self control.
Thanks, Lefty. You know that’s how the state would run that shit, too.
In the banner pic, she’s gesturing how long she wants her ham/shrimp/roast beef poboy to be.