05.07.2009 kiefer has turned himself in

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Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to authorities this afternoon in New York and was charged with misdemeanor assault for allegedly headbutting designer Jack McCollough Monday night.

After he was photographed and fingerprinted, Sutherland walked out of the precinct at about 6 p.m.
Sutherland is expected within a month to appear before a judge … (he faces) a fine up to $1,000 and up to a year in jail.
Los Angeles authorities said they intend to investigate whether Sutherland violated probation for his second DUI conviction in 2007 for which he served seven weeks in jail. If so, he could face additional jail time.

Oh yeah I bet Kiefer is waking up at night covered in sweat worried about how law enforcement in LA might react. They’re one tough customer. Lindsay served 84 minutes in jail for 2 DUIs, 2 counts of possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility, driving on a suspended license, drinking underage and fleeing the scene of an accident. For Celebrity Parole Violation, at worst they’ll make Kiefer take a bite from a really spicy pepper.

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(24) Comments

  1. The Irascible Tony Stark 05/07/2009 16:27

    In honor of being first on a post I will indulge in some of The Glenlivet.

  2. Tito's Abdomen 05/07/2009 16:27

    I want to be fingerprinted.

  3. Tito's Abdomen 05/07/2009 16:28

    I want to be Captain Kirk.

  4. The Irascible Tony Stark 05/07/2009 16:41

    Tito, that’s kind of random. Why do you want to be Captain Kirk?

  5. Tito's Abdomen 05/07/2009 16:52

    The randomness is caused by too much alcohol. Is there even such a thing as “too much alcohol”? The randomness is therefore caused by alcohol. And I don’t want to be the “new Captain Kirk”. I rather be the old one, gut and all. But at least I wasn’t some damn imposter.

  6. Tito's Abdomen 05/07/2009 16:57

    Tony Stark, Paris Hilton, Grey Alien - triplets, seperated at birth??

  7. The Irascible Tony Stark 05/07/2009 16:58

    Oh dear now that you mention it Tito… that is very disturbing.

  8. Texas Stunt Sock 05/07/2009 16:58

    -livet > -fiddich

  9. fukU 05/07/2009 17:26

    he will be headbutted in jail but the head will be the head of Bubbas penis and the Butt will be his!

  10. Slaappy 05/07/2009 17:27

    So a Kiefer alcohol induced Marti Gras five head got that designer fag get an extra 24 K ?

    All I got was a missing toofh !

  11. size2 05/07/2009 17:37

    A “spicy pepper”? That’s the punchline?

    That’s some weak shit right there, hoss.

  12. Mony Vibescu 05/07/2009 17:44

    You’re a weak shit, size2. I kid, I kid.

    Where’s Emma?

  13. SomeoneluvsU 05/07/2009 18:07

    I’ll be selling “Free Kiefer” t-shirts from the back of my van.

  14. Vulcan Science 05/07/2009 18:10

    da fuck..boring.. sutherlands boozed up taint in the news again.

  15. Vulcan Science 05/07/2009 18:11

    yes please, another 4 fingers of JD, rocks

  16. Mony Vibescu 05/07/2009 18:33

    Your pussy is a fraud.

  17. What Me Worry? 05/07/2009 18:56

    If I were Kiefer I might be worried.Lindsay got next to nothing for all those charges, but there is a difference. Lindsay has a pussy.

  18. pepper 05/07/2009 19:01

    Sorry Kiefer, you are not type…….unless you have a vagina.

  19. The Irascible Tony Stark 05/07/2009 19:06

    Wonder where the private messages are…

    The HTML on this site purports to use WordPress (version 2.7.1) and there’s actually a Private Message plug in for this version of WordPress.

    Maybe it’s undergoing testing.

  20. Massive 05/07/2009 19:29

    Hey Tony, I hope you got the message I left last night. If not, it’s towards the bottom of this page
    http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/05/very-important-site-news/?cp=5#comments

    Suffice it to say I will no longer be here as often as before, and this site’s new format makes it even worse. I hope we’ll get the PM function back.

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