05.05.2009 kiefer is a dangerous drunk

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There’s not a single thing about this that makes an ounce of sense, but did Kiefer Sutherland bail on his superhot girlfriend to go knock out some gay designer I’ve never heard of over Brooke Shields?  Yeah sure, why not.

Last night, the biggest event of the NYC social calendar, the MET Ball (was held) but the REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose … the actor apparently was upset over Brooke Shields.

This sounds like the kind of thing Kiefer would do if he was drunk, but how are we supposed to know if he was drunk.  Granted his eyes are pretty red in that top picture.  Maybe he had been crying.


(114) Comments

  1. Sandbox1108 05/05/2009 17:02

    first

  2. BALLSY 05/05/2009 17:05

    what he was giving Head!

  3. awwkitten 05/05/2009 17:15

    Ballsy , you fag!

  4. coffeman 05/05/2009 17:18

    Ballsy is a fag.

  5. coffeman 05/05/2009 17:19

    Observer, YOU NEED TO RECEIVE A MEDAL!!!

  6. Strip Club DJ 05/05/2009 17:27

    this new writer is not funny, you use to not be able to read a post without cracking up. and their use to be random tits. its very sad to see where a once unique site has been ruined.

  7. Lora 05/05/2009 17:28

    This is it? This is the night-time crowd?

    Disappointing…oh, well, Bebo it is, then…

  8. ballsy 05/05/2009 17:28

    Ballsy is a Fag!

  9. pepper 05/05/2009 17:30

    ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  10. Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! 05/05/2009 17:38

    I love alcohol and the effects it has on the body. Hilarious stuff, really.

  11. Nigger 05/05/2009 17:43

    sup lora… cum give daddy sum sugar.

  12. Lora 05/05/2009 17:48

    Well, I don’t have any sugar…what are your thoughts on powdered cyanide?

  13. What Me Worry? 05/05/2009 17:55

    Why would anyone be upset over Brooke Shields?

    And didn’t Kiefer already do time for driving drunk or something.

  14. Nigger 05/05/2009 17:57

    Wat up my nigger?

  15. Headly 05/05/2009 18:10

    Well, Pep, I see Obs tuned you in to his evil little secret! Hahahaha!

  16. FatOldElvis 05/05/2009 18:12

    Keifer is my kind of man, just going around head butting people. And he drinks, a lot.

  17. eibmoZ 05/05/2009 18:12

    Where’s that Captain brilliance?

    It’s odd… He does sort of remind me of someone. Yes, he deaux…

  18. Headly 05/05/2009 18:12

    Lora, are you still there or did you head off for Bebo?

  19. Mike_L 05/05/2009 18:13

    I have actually met Kiefer a handful of times. I did photo work for his record label Ironworks….but I digress. The first time I met him, I told him I was a big fan, and then he proceeded to kiss my hand. So the trick obviously is to grant him a compliment so you wont be headbutted.

  20. Lora 05/05/2009 18:14

    No, I’m still here…well, I’m watching tv, but I thought I’d keep the tab open anyway, just in case anyone showed up, like your good self. :)

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