There’s not a single thing about this that makes an ounce of sense, but did Kiefer Sutherland bail on his superhot girlfriend to go knock out some gay designer I’ve never heard of over Brooke Shields? Yeah sure, why not.
Last night, the biggest event of the NYC social calendar, the MET Ball (was held) but the REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose … the actor apparently was upset over Brooke Shields.
This sounds like the kind of thing Kiefer would do if he was drunk, but how are we supposed to know if he was drunk. Granted his eyes are pretty red in that top picture. Maybe he had been crying.

















first
what he was giving Head!
Ballsy , you fag!
Ballsy is a fag.
Observer, YOU NEED TO RECEIVE A MEDAL!!!
this new writer is not funny, you use to not be able to read a post without cracking up. and their use to be random tits. its very sad to see where a once unique site has been ruined.
This is it? This is the night-time crowd?
Disappointing…oh, well, Bebo it is, then…
Ballsy is a Fag!
ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I love alcohol and the effects it has on the body. Hilarious stuff, really.
sup lora… cum give daddy sum sugar.
Well, I don’t have any sugar…what are your thoughts on powdered cyanide?
Why would anyone be upset over Brooke Shields?
And didn’t Kiefer already do time for driving drunk or something.
Wat up my nigger?
Well, Pep, I see Obs tuned you in to his evil little secret! Hahahaha!
Keifer is my kind of man, just going around head butting people. And he drinks, a lot.
Where’s that Captain brilliance?
It’s odd… He does sort of remind me of someone. Yes, he deaux…
Lora, are you still there or did you head off for Bebo?
I have actually met Kiefer a handful of times. I did photo work for his record label Ironworks….but I digress. The first time I met him, I told him I was a big fan, and then he proceeded to kiss my hand. So the trick obviously is to grant him a compliment so you wont be headbutted.
No, I’m still here…well, I’m watching tv, but I thought I’d keep the tab open anyway, just in case anyone showed up, like your good self. :)