05.26.2009 Kim Kardashian was the big winner

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Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum have a lot to learn about being famous. Kim Kardashian easily won the bikini contest at the Nivea Beach House in Malibu yesterday. In fact she was seemingly the only person who thought there was one. I have no idea WTF the “Nivea Beach House” is, but it looks like everyone had a good time. Which is surprising because one would imagine that putting this guy within 10 feet of Kims huge tits and unlimited hand lotion would have had disaster written all over it.

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  1. CodPiece 05/26/2009 14:14

    I’d hit it.

  2. ohmwrecker 05/26/2009 14:14

    I’m goin’ motor boatin’!

    Twice . . . once in the tits and once in the ass.

  3. CB007 05/26/2009 14:15

    Lmao, that guy in the back ground is great.

  4. ohmwrecker 05/26/2009 14:17

    I think I’m gonna motorboat her pussy for the trifecta.

  5. CB007 05/26/2009 14:18

    So, since I started posting on this site last week, I haven’t gotten ANYTHING done at work, how the hell do you guys do it?

  6. Mr. No Name 05/26/2009 14:18

    yeah
    I’d say she’s a size 2

  7. snatch 05/26/2009 14:20

    Lora,

    how about I’d squirt my vinegar on her fish and chips

  8. Thetitman 05/26/2009 14:21

    Worm infested pig

  9. Topper 05/26/2009 14:22

    I’ll take the one in the middle, the other two can lick the sweat off my ass.

  10. Nigger 05/26/2009 14:22

    shhh snatch… lora is busy takin a new pic

  11. CB007 05/26/2009 14:25

    OMG if you save the AVI it opens larger. Weird. I just figured that out. Damn it for not knowing that last Friday.

  12. ohmwrecker 05/26/2009 14:26

    There is not much grey area with Kim . . . and by that I mean, she’s stupid.

  13. Nigger 05/26/2009 14:27

    i can’t quite remember when i had that much fun
    off a half pint of the jack, my last vic and a half
    a flashlight up kim kardashians ass.

  14. CB007 05/26/2009 14:28

    You are so random

  15. snatch 05/26/2009 14:30

    if she has a lot of grey matter she must be an overloaded beast in the sack
    sensory overload

  16. Watt(Power) 05/26/2009 14:33

    This looks like a marry fuck kill post to me

    M: Emmy
    F: Michelle
    K: Kim

    HAVE AT THEE

  17. ohmwrecker 05/26/2009 14:34

    If she were smart, she would be perfect.

  18. Lora 05/26/2009 14:35

    snatch, i was trying to find this song on youtube for you, but this was all i could get.

    Because the fish and chips thing is moving into Scottish territory haha

  19. Lora 05/26/2009 14:36

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pe7QCY07Vs&feature=related

    Would help if I posted the link..

  20. ohmwrecker 05/26/2009 14:36

    Lora, what happened to your right leg?

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