Kourtney is so much better

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went rollerblading in Miami this week, and Kourtney is clearly hotter than Kim so if she plays her cards right I may let her have sex with me, but I’m concerned because whatever race they are looks like it would be covered in hair.  That’s why Asian chicks are the best.  They have really soft skin and are practically hairless.  These two look like things could really go to hell fast down there.  In two weeks it would be like a pelt, like a raccoon tail was hanging out of her.  Like they would start to pant if it was hot out.

This post was actually supposed to be flattering.  Not so sure that worked out.

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