05.27.2009 Kourtney is so much better

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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went rollerblading in Miami this week, and Kourtney is clearly hotter than Kim so if she plays her cards right I may let her have sex with me, but I’m concerned because whatever race they are looks like it would be covered in hair.  That’s why Asian chicks are the best.  They have really soft skin and are practically hairless.  These two look like things could really go to hell fast down there.  In two weeks it would be like a pelt, like a raccoon tail was hanging out of her.  Like they would start to pant if it was hot out.

This post was actually supposed to be flattering.  Not so sure that worked out.

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(119) Comments

  1. Jean-Claude Van Douche 05/27/2009 09:16

    This little piggy…

  2. Old Greg 05/27/2009 09:19

    “That’s why Asian chicks are the best. They have really soft skin and are practically hairless.”

    Dude, have you ever seen a Japanese chick’s black bush of fury?? It’s some serious shit.
    Even the Thai chick I paid to give me head had a monster patch.

  3. Mac-Daddy 05/27/2009 09:19

    I’ll give both of them, including King Kong Chloe lots of Hate-Fucking!

  4. Watt(Power) 05/27/2009 09:23

    Hate fuck mmmm

  5. Mac-Daddy 05/27/2009 09:23

    actuelly, it appears t me that both Kourtney and Chloe HATE Kim, sooo maybe it would be fun to watch them tie her up and both hate fist her DP style till she’s near death!!

  6. Mac-Daddy 05/27/2009 09:24

    wow, I have to lay off the D/s S&M porn!

  7. Zombie 05/27/2009 09:25

    I’ll take the one on the right. You guys can have the four on the left.

  8. KoNiG YoSHi 05/27/2009 09:25

    i would actually pay to see that mac

  9. KoNiG YoSHi 05/27/2009 09:28

    fuck today is just draggin ass…

  10. Zombie 05/27/2009 09:32

    Yoshi, tell us more about your hatred for the black race.

  11. DaChode 05/27/2009 09:33

    Gotta disagree there. Kim’s ass is second to none, and her sister has a fuckin’ butter face. Actually, that would be a perfect place for my dick butter.

  12. DB's Treasure 05/27/2009 09:34

    These two look really hot now, but 10, maybe 15 years from now…they’ll look like a couple of beaten Gucci purses.

  13. fukU 05/27/2009 09:34

    they are called situps bitch look into it!

  14. Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 09:35

    Did Kim Kardashian piss herself?

  15. The Ingratiating Tony Stark 05/27/2009 09:36

    This post was kind of funny… did Old Br3nd0n come back?

  16. dirtydiane 05/27/2009 09:37

    good thing they didn’t let that ginormous one rollerblade with ‘em. she’d have cracked the whole sidewalk down the middle.

    EARTHQUAKE!!!

    nah, it’s just that big bitch on blades.

  17. pepper 05/27/2009 09:39

    Zombie, I was out , I missed what mdel Porsche you drive…is it 911?

  18. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 05/27/2009 09:39

    The yeti kardash sister uses golf carts for roller skates..

  19. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 05/27/2009 09:40

    For the record yes to both…

  20. SuperB 05/27/2009 09:41

    Tits…

    from previous, the top five thing was just kinda a way of saying he had a good one….I just fired off some that I thought were awesome as well…

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