Lindsay is finally back from Hawaii, just in time for a big media event for her line of self-tanning products last night in Santa Monica. She told E! News that she is really happy right now and things are going great. And they are too! Wait. No they’re not. What the hell is she talking about?
(She) admitted that April had been, “a hard month,” and while she said she is doing her best to move on personally and professionally, she told E! News she and Ronson remain “in touch.”
As for her day job, Lohan is in final negotiations for a film that is scheduled to start shooting in October. She would not divulge any details about the potential project, however, as it has yet to be a done deal.
She also said she’s close to returning to the recording studio, and named Pharrell as a producer she would like to work with—that is, if he wasn’t, for some unknown reason, feuding with her.
So to recap, that ugly dyke won’t take her back, she hopes to get an acting job six months from now, and she’s heard of the producer Farrell. How exactly is any of that great? She might as well say she has plans to be a Supreme Court Justice, or a mighty oak.
(image source = splash and pco)
I hope her plans involve eating a couple fucking samiches
fist that bitch
I hope her plans involve her eating a couple of my balls.
damn how many you got?
It better offer ATM.
DP
or
FISTING!
I hope her plans involve her eating a sandwich with my balls as the meat and my spooge as the mayo.
That bitch is white as snow
what about her having my tube steak as the entre and my nice salty Bon-Bons for desert washed down with my vanilla protein shake
Freckled white snow.
Will Ferrell is going to produce her CD? That just sounds like a bad idea.
I hope her plans involve me checking her for worms.
I bet it will have way too much cow bell
Fist
Tassles have never looked worse. But on a high note, looks like she’s closer than ever to starring in porn or stripping.
We all need to be affectionate and you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well… they do alot touching, kissing, even FISTING with one another.
^ Everybody remember that?
Damn, Lindsay! The slimming effect of wearing black isn’t always a good thing.
I could give her something white to put on, or more to the point, ‘in’ her.
I’m talking about my penis.
Pic 7 she looks like a corps that was just pulled out of the water. Horribly ugly bitch. She’s almost transparent.
::others at the beach scrambled to put on their welding masks before permanent vision damage occurred::
As whores go….
…she seems sorta whorey….
Hey look at that on the right banner, what the hell am I doing at a podium.
I’d still fuck her in the “hangers”…….