I’ve only been to one book signing, and that was for some guy who wrote a book about haunted civil war battlefields. And I didn’t really “go” as much as I was, “getting coffee at the Starbucks inside Barnes and Noble and his little table was uncomfortably close to the end of the line.” As I pretended to study the menu from 50 feet away, he said, “Hey. Hi. Welcome.” And I said, “Oh. Hello.” And he glanced down at his stack of pristine books and nodded. And so I said, “Uh, so, haunted civil war battlefields, huh?” And he said, “Yeah, yeah that’s right. Ever been to any?” And I said, “No, I’m not … a ghost.” Thankfully the line moved after that.
I can’t remember why I thought that would be a good story, but the book signing in London yesterday for UK reality star Aisleyne’s new book had to be even more exciting, but only because most of her breast was hanging out for the majority of the night.
(image source = flynet, and here she is topless on big brother)
I see BOOBIE!
First?
BOOBIE!
Dammit!
Almost, TITS.
FUKU I am first!
who’s writing this?
I hope she is on guess your muff- Shaven is my answer
fist
No really, I would hit them both…
thisiswhatidoatwork - You still read it?
fukU, I bet she gets waxed every goddamn day, putting aside shaving!
That thick bitch in the black has some ENORMOUSLY nice cans!!!
who the fuck is sh?
*she, who the fuck is SHE
i’d have to mount them on my wall. dried cum and all.
I like the tits….
…but I’m forced to say…..
Brevity is the soul of wit.
I watched this stupid bitch on Big Brother for thirteen weeks. There’s no way she didn’t plan the nipple slip. There was probably someone crouching beside her, just below the frame, tugging a bit of string attached to her dress.
SinDs, may I rebuttal?
Who the fuck CARES? Look at them sweater cows!
Whoa whoa, is this the first banner pic with actual nudity that isn’t censor bar’d out?
great fucking dress