Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn got married in 1996, which might be news to all the girls Penn has slept with since then. Robin filed for divorce in 2007, then changed her mind. Sean filed for divorce in 2008, then changed his mind. She filed for divorce again two months ago. Okay now try to guess where this is headed. People.com says…
Sean Penn filed a request Thursday to dismiss his legal separation case, Marin County, Calif., court records show.
“This appears to imply that they’re reconciling again,” says L.A. divorce lawyer Lynn Soodik, who is not involved with the case. “It’s unlikely Sean Penn would request a dismissal for any other reason.”
A lawyer for Sean Penn didn’t immediately return a call for comment. Wright Penn has been at the Cannes Film Festival, where she’s a member of the jury, since last week.
I’m hopeful that these two can work things out. Or that they both die today. Either one really, just as long as I stop hearing about them.
yyyyaaaaawwwwwnnnnn
(801): Yes, it’s true. 4 fingers.
DB has this ever happened to you?
(773): So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by…that was a first
No tits or toe….. lame.
WB, I get my chin somewhat regularly. Face, no.
I like the cokehead security guard in the background.
Fuck Sean Penn!
(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
WTF?
As long as they both keep their damn hands off my Natalie, w/e.
Willie, I’ve shot one straight up to face level and watched it drop in my lap. Like one of those slow mo Seinfeld “Junior Mints” instances. Never shot my own grill, though.
W t F???? (sfw)
http://pictureisunrelated.com/2009/04/07/this-picture-should-be-given-to-anyone-suffering-from-depression/
DB do you mark on the door jam the high of your load each time? Like your parents marked your height when you were growing up?
No, but you’ve given me a reason to live.
I have to give Sean the nod in the “Fiercest Nose” competition. Robin Wright-Penn was hot in umm….back when she was in…umm.
Phuck Sean Penn!
If you have a ceiling fan you could try to park it up on one of those blades
Can I divorce myself from these boring post’s?
True story: In 6th grade we used to have peeing contest to see who could piss highest on the wall. I used to win all the time, so one of my buddies bet me that I couldn’t piss over my head. I arched the sum bitch about 3 feet over my head and then……..the flow slowed and I soaked myself with my pee, and it was lunchtime.
It’s obvious the guy wants to get a little pussy on the side so she wants a divorce. He realizes the pussy wasn’t worth it (Portman I’m talking to you) and he reconciles. Happens all over this great land every day except there are no manions in Marin, no hollywood girlfriends, and no Princess Bride.
Is it really that bad out there?
Paris needs to wreck her pretty pink Bentley while shoving a cucumber up her cooch, or something. We need news, people!
Scum, we’ve all had our fair share of urine related accidents…
…some are not accidents