For the write-up on number 6 in the Maxim Hot 100, Eliza Dushku talks about seeing her tattoos naked while in the shower, and Maxim writes, “you’ve delivered a roundhouse kick to our heartstrings”.
Let’s just let that sink in for a second, shall we?
Keep in mind this is Maxims biggest issue of the year, and they couldn’t even get past number 6 without sounding like complete imbeciles who collectively know a total of two people who have ever even kissed a girl. And one of those people was their dad. And the other one was Spiderman.
And, I assume this goes without saying, but to have Jennifer Love Chewitt within 9 spots of Megan Fox on a “hot” list is so alarmingly god damn dumb, it should get you automatically fired. Fired, and then robbed, and thrown into the parking lot and beaten with pipes, then sent off to live on an island with monsters on it.