I wanna punch John Mayer in his stupid face for having the nerve to dump Minka Kelly. WhoTF does he think he is. She’s essentially perfect. Great skin, long hair, good tits and just enough ass to get high-fives from black guys but not so much that you lose the respect of your white friends. She even cleans up after her own dog. I know that shouldn’t be as laudable as it is, but this is Hollywood. JLo would have kept on walking because she was on her way to pour 10 gallons of penicillin in the dirt in front of some African kids.
(who = Minka Kelly. where = LA, the set of “the Roommate”. when: 5.5.09. image source = flynet and pacific coast)
Fuck her….
I guess so
Not going to lie. I am massively erect looking at this chick.
While the Nigz and Pigz danced they Jigz….
No tits??
Pictures #11-12-13-14….
…seem to suggest she is picking up after herself….
Jesus Christ, my penis hurts from looking at these pictures. If anyone has any suggestions for hiding a huge office boner that won’t get me fired, let me know.
Every chance to be FIRST.
Of course, by the time I run the fucking gauntlet that is the WWTDD login process, we’re on Page 3.
I cannot lie either…..
Fucking lame and boring is barely tolerable by the cleavage shot…..
Please….add humor if we don’t see minge….
Uggs!!! Where’s DB?
Fuck John Mayer…
I’d bury my cock so deep in this chick she’d feel it on her inner lips.
I’m just sayin…
Jesus Christ?? WTF happened to this website????
I bet all the cool bitches are gone too huh? Just OHM and DB? Jesus H Fuck!
Does Minka like it in the Pinka or the stinka?
Inquiring pervs wants to know!
nice culo!
UUUUGGGGGHHHH she is wearing Uggs I might not fuck her because of that!
That banner pic has me humming the theme from “The Big Valley”
oooo that Barbara Stanwick…
Minka reminds me of this Bolivian/Irish hybrid chicik I used to want to bang. She got boring real quick. Mayer did the right thing.
Minka reminds me of this Bolivian/Irish hybrid chick I used to want to bang. She got boring real quick. Mayer did the right thing.
I couldn’t be any more engorged unless she went all Divine in Pink Flamingos on that dog shit.
now that I notice, what happened to this site?
UGGGGSSS with a dress…
::shakes head::