05.12.2009 More good news for Chris Brown

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Rihanna has yet to comment publicly about the night her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown did this to her, but she has recorded a new single with Kanye and Lady GaGa (hear it on Kanyes website here or download it here), and if Brown has any illusions about Ri taking him back this should promptly put an end to that. Lyrics about buying flowers for his funeral don’t leave much room for interpretation.

You comin with those corny lines
Can’t live without me
I’ll get some flowers for the day that you are buried
No, people make mistakes
But I just think your ass is fake
Only thing I want from you, is for you to (stay away)

I have a hard time wrapping my mind around musical revenge. What is this, “West Side Story”? Are we gonna sing catchy songs about trouble or is Kanye gonna remember that he’s a rapper and shoot that punk in his his nuts. Remember in “A Mighty Wind” when that guy said, “There had been abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature”? This is that, yet in real life for some reason. Not so scary, is it?

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  1. SCUM 05/12/2009 09:26

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

  2. Texas Stunt Sock 05/12/2009 09:27

    Step off, I’m doin’ the hump.

  3. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 09:27

    and PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZ

  4. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 09:28

    DTF, you once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 05/12/2009 09:29

    “A Mighty Wind”…coincidentally, what people have named my episodes of flatulence…

  6. Texas Stunt Sock 05/12/2009 09:30

    Actually it was a White Castle. And they were out of toilet paper. Not. Good.

  7. Zombie 05/12/2009 09:31

    Is Shock G even still alive?

  8. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 09:31

    “…but she has recorded a new single with Kanye and Lady GaGa (hear it on Kanyes website here or download it here)”

    I’d rather allow Roseanne Barr queef down my throat.

  9. Texas Stunt Sock 05/12/2009 09:31

    That big-ass crater in her gigantic freakish forehead makes her look like the Death Star.

  10. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/12/2009 09:32

    GOD DAMMIT! fucking references to Rhianna, Kanye West, Lady GAGA and Chris Brown all in the same post?!?!?! FUCK YOU NEW WRITER DOUCHE!

  11. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 05/12/2009 09:32

    Kanye’s website…. I would rather smoke a turd in hell than visit Kanye’s website.

  12. SCUM 05/12/2009 09:33

    Zombie, dude is 45 now.

  13. The_Geek_God_Testiclees 05/12/2009 09:33

    DTF on a side note… I heard in the 69 your nose would tickle the rear…

  14. DB's Treasure 05/12/2009 09:33

    Kanye is a gay fish.

  15. JimmyMcGinty 05/12/2009 09:33

    I am still waiting on a leaked sex tape.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/12/2009 09:34

    NWD likes fishsticks…..

  17. Texas Stunt Sock 05/12/2009 09:34

    Zombie, you are the most ghetto-informed racist cracker on the planet. I’m a close second, of course.

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 05/12/2009 09:35

    “I heard in the 69 your nose would tickle the rear…”

    My nose is big…big like a pickle…

  19. SCUM 05/12/2009 09:35

    TSC, that “big-ass crater” is from Chris Brown smacking her forehead with his cock.

  20. Dodgeball 05/12/2009 09:35

    My new reality show who wants to meet my fists

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