05.06.2009 natalie is between two ferns

When Zach Galifianakis tells Natalie Portman that he’s got, “a bigger dick than that”, does he mean the dogs dick or the dog itself? Because if he means the entire dog, I bet Natalie was like, “oh really…” And they they’d do it.

(29) Comments

  1. pepper 05/06/2009 13:03

    This will make you laugh

    http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/3594.jpg

  2. J.D. 05/06/2009 13:04

    I see your funny and raise you this guy:

    http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161

  3. Captain Brilliance 05/06/2009 13:05

    This is a continuation for LNOJ - Cuddy stripping - http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/lisa-edelstein-strips-on-house/

  4. Nigger 05/06/2009 13:06

    wuz crackin peeps?

  5. DumbBlondeArkie 05/06/2009 13:07

    Does anybody else’s browser want to install a plugin? I have no idea what the fuck this post is about. Looks boring as hell anyway.

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 05/06/2009 13:07

    “When Zach Galifianakis tells Natalie Portman that he’s got, “a bigger dick than that”, does he mean the dogs dick or the dog itself?”

    No, new posting dude, it means he has a bigger dick in his rectum…rectum, you say? Hell, damn near killed ‘im…

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 05/06/2009 13:09

    “Looks boring as hell anyway.”

    DBA, you’re right…but I think there’s an open bar with it…

  8. tblaney6591 05/06/2009 13:09

    Who did it? Zach and the ferns? Or just one fern? Or did Portman jam the ferns up her pussy? Inquiring minds motherfucker…!

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

  9. SCUM 05/06/2009 13:09

    Check out unclegoddamn on youtube.

  10. leftnutofjesus 05/06/2009 13:09

    captain,

    i just finished watching the ending of this week’s show. hell to the yes. i KNEW he’d fuck her.

    and i KNEW i had a miserable life for caring.

    furthermore, the website you just posted is my newest cum-stained bookmark.

  11. DumbBlondeArkie 05/06/2009 13:10

    Well, okay, (p).
    I’d like a JB and Ginger Ale, in honor of SupB’s bday!

  12. Captain Brilliance 05/06/2009 13:10

    Your welcome.

  13. Just the Tip 05/06/2009 13:10

    Appropriately, there’s a “Funny or DIE” tag on the cute little video player thingie…

    The latter should work well.

  14. Death to Finkle! 05/06/2009 13:12

    wut be hapn’in, my bruva? sho you right.

  15. DB's Treasure 05/06/2009 13:14

    That video wasn’t very funny at all.

  16. leftnutofjesus 05/06/2009 13:16

    it sucked racehorse dick. which is what zach whatshisname should have for a mouth.

    not in it. it might fall out.

  17. DB's Treasure 05/06/2009 13:17

    Can you imagine having a dick as your mouth? Sheesh, party favors stock would plummet.

  18. Death to Finkle! 05/06/2009 13:18

    I’d rather see Beyonce wearing those hideous shoes pissing herself.

    Actually, I’d rather see that than a lot of shit.

  19. leftnutofjesus 05/06/2009 13:18

    i’d be playing “suck my kiss” on repeat until someone blew my fucking brains out.

  20. leftnutofjesus 05/06/2009 13:18

    literally.

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