Megan Fox must be every Hollywood perverts dream come true, the best thing to happen to sexual predators since steel barrels and lye, especially when she says stuff like this…
MEGAN FOX says she is not interested in pretty boy actors such as ZAC EFRON — claiming blokes under 30 are a “waste of time”.
The screen beauty, 22, reckons men around the age of the High School Musical hunk — 21 — have “nothing to offer conversationally, they are immature”.
She added: “They are just too pretty with the big hair and the suits.”
The Transformers star — in an on-off relationship with TV star BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN, 35 — said: “I feel I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.”
I have no idea how Brian Austin Greene is doing this, but I assume it has something to do with alcohol and magic.
(these scans from the new esquire are all glorious hq by the way. please enjoy won’t you)
So hot
I didn’t think I really had a chance before but this news changes everything.
If she thinks 30 yr olds are hot, wait ’til she gets an eye full of 40!
:::Pats belly, falls asleep:::
you pervs are in luck!
I would wreck this chick.
Come on, give Brian Austin Green some respect. He regularly shagged that.
Props
As if she wasn’t many men’s fantasy before, get a load of her “quote” on pic 5.
Yes, fuckers, there IS text there.
wow, DBA. good eye!
Jesus, if I was hitting that I’d have to hire the guy that followed Caesar around whispering in his ear, “Remember thou art mortal.”
Yeah, that quote wasnt designed for the Transformers fans was it??
Yeah, obviously only a woman would have even NOTICED that there was writing there.
“Nothing’s off limits.”
Oh, sweet merciful Christ. How I would search for those boundaries…
She crushed my dreams. My penis is sad.
:plays sad hulk walking away song:
Sad hulk walking away song was cool
I didn’t even click on the pictures, because i still find her extremely booorrriiinnngggg
Well, it is a step in a direction…
“Hello, front desk? Yes, I shall require a gimp suit - the leather kind, NOT rubber -, a Pomeranian, a 55gal drum of Astroglide, two left-handed Chinese acrobats, the rear quarterpanel of a ‘62 Lincoln Continental, a Black and Decker reciprocating saw, and a Diet Coke from McDonalds. have it all brought to Ms Fox’s room, please.”
You forgot the four legged stool Headly.
Shame on you
Damn, Rem, I thought it was already in the room. My bad.
I would want to marry the broad. Just gag her and fuck her till ny dick falls off. I’d never pull out. Just keep humping her with my limp dick.