05.27.2009 Pitbull has a solid right

Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.

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  1. Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 08:12

    Ha Ha Ha!! Anger!!! ANGER!!!! RAWR!!!

  2. Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 08:13

    RAWR!!!

  3. The Ingratiating Tony Stark 05/27/2009 08:13

    ::looks at DD::

    Wow… huh…

  4. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:13

    I do go to HEB. It’s like visiting a third world country without the explosive diarrhea.

  5. leftnutofjesus 05/27/2009 08:13

    i never understood paying for head. most hot chicks will just suck it for free if you say interesting shit and make them laugh.
    wait til they’re drunk to say, “i bet you’d look good with a third ovary between the other two.”

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/27/2009 08:14

    makes note to get a job as pool boy in maui.

  7. RemSteale 05/27/2009 08:14

    I would say Nancy just lost any credibility with the “Rawr”, but that happened long ago…

  8. Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 08:15

    Frito Lay peanut butter on cheese flavored crackers are awesome.

  9. leftnutofjesus 05/27/2009 08:16

    texas,

    i like the sweet heat barbecue chips from golden flake.

    most of you poor bastards have never experienced an orgasm in your mouth. sans jizm.

  10. dirtydiane 05/27/2009 08:17

    sweet heat? is that like mango habanero, lefty? cuz i could bathe in the BW3’s mango hab sauce….

  11. CodPiece 05/27/2009 08:18

    I went to Malibu and Vegas this weekend and slept with a chick named Lexii. (not shit, 2 i’s)

    I drive the Oscar Meyer weinermobile whenever my Yugo is in the shop.

  12. Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 08:18

    From the Golden Flake line, I like the regular barbecue chips. Not that mesquite dip-style rippled shit, either. The barbecue corn chips are pretty good, too. Think they changed the name to Maizetos, or some shit.

  13. Squabbler 05/27/2009 08:18

    jesu christo…you have to have ADHD to keep up with the conversations in this place.

  14. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:18

    Remember Andy Capp’s hot fries?

  15. The Ingratiating Tony Stark 05/27/2009 08:20

    ::starts buying BW2 mango habanero sauce by the case::

  16. Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 08:20

    …hot fries good…

    Solomon Grundy not like bacon cheddar fries. Solomon Grundy smash!

  17. RemSteale 05/27/2009 08:20

    Where did you find that pic Squabbler??

  18. The Ingratiating Tony Stark 05/27/2009 08:20

    BW3* dammit dammit dammit

  19. CodPiece 05/27/2009 08:20

    TITS: it’s, uh, BW3 (face palm)

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/27/2009 08:20

    ohhh hot fries….i miss them. I think im gonna go to the sub shop today for lunch and score a bag of hot fries…

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