Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.
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Sweet Heat sounds like somebody you might meet in prison.
texas,
fuck the dip style. i’m talking about the sweet heat ones. they’re sweet at first, then they’re hot as fuck.
diane,
yes. kind of like that. but more of a sugary taste than a mango taste. like your pussy, but crispy.
TSS is a Green Lantern fan?
Andy Capp really skewed my perception of the British.
Zombie has….from multiple dicks.
i’d tittyfuck the hell out of a package of those round chocolate cakes with pink marshmallow stuff on top.
they look like tits.
mmmm
you mean they dont all have big noses and funny hats?
“Andy Capp really skewed my perception of the British”
To hell with the British!
The Irish are cool, so are the Scots. But the British, any country that willing takes in the likes of Gwenyth Paltrow and Madonna deserves to be hated!
i thank the British for taking them insufferable cunts off our shores.. 3 cheers.
Sno-Balls?
the british aren’t as great as us north koreans though..
Andy Capp is pretty representative of a certain section of the older population of the UK
ohm,
that’s right. sno-balls. i’d love to die with my dick stuck through about 4 of them and six lodged in my esophagus.
mmmmm sno-balls.
That reminds me, why does Vietnamese and Mexican cuisine use cilantro? What is the common thread?
Green Lantern, not so much. I liked the old Superfriends cartoon with the Legion of Doom.
The bad guys were so much cooler. Except for Grundy and Bizarro.
I loved the Scarecrow. Not that gay one from the Spiderman movie, either.
Was Michael J. Fox holding the camera?
Who the hell said we were willing to take Madonna and Paltrow??
We hate insufferable cunts too ya know?
Solomon Grundy is awesome!
dammit, ohm! i was just asking the same question the other day about cilantro after i planted some in my garden.
sno-balls? *shudders* i think my body would go into sugar shock and explode if i ate those things…
Sorry Rem, but the British Home Secretary released the list of people banned from the UK and those two wenches were not on the list and they do reside there…