Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.
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He has no powers whatsoever, Ohm. He’s a fuckin’ redneck zombie. He’s leftnutofzombie.
That is kinda scary, come to think of it.
See.
Yeah, they ducked in under the marrying a Brit rule Tony.
Stupid fuckers, still at least Guy has seen sense now.
Here’s hoping he’s knobbing avery little starlet he can get his hands on.
Hey, he’s filming with Rachel McAdams, go Guy
I always prefer a sympathetic villain, Finkle.
i thought the title was stupid, but i kinda liked rock and rolla.
“Hey, he’s filming with Rachel McAdams, go Guy”
That he is. But I’m still mad at Rachel for turning down the role of Pepper Potts in Iron Man…
i hope guy ritchie is filming every escapade he has and sending them to mangina with a love note that says something like “this is how you do it, you frigid bitch!”
I hope he pissed in her Kabbalah water
diane,
i haven’t had sno-balls in over a decade. but former fatasses can always reminisce.
guy ritchie couldn’t fuck his way out of a porta-toilet full of pocket pussies. his lover probably calls him a frigid bitch while he’s blackdicking the shit out of him.