Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.
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Z, sorry about the sweep. Lefty, that’s why this guy did it in Aspen. There is only one black person allowed in at a time.
So how do you know DBA is 43 Zombie??
Zombie, you’re completely fucking delusional, darlin’. The comment was that YOU would be getting none. NEVER was it even insinuated that I would be involved. I’ve seen your face, Z. There’s a reason why I’ve never even remotely e-flirted with you.
Z’a avatar isn’t his face? Now I’m confused
I’d watch what the fuck I said DBA. Otherwise there will be no hope for you making it through the week without being completely exposed… you old ass sack of shit trying to hold on to her youth by pretending to be a spring chicken online.
i was just seeing if i could get some strange on the side yesterday and this fine ass chick at the grocery store kept passing me on each aisle so i asked for her number calling it her “recipe hotline” which made her laugh. then she asked for my digits. so i gave them to her.
the crazy bitch called LAST NIGHT like 45 minutes after I saw her. bitch was too fine to be doing that.
my girlfriend asked who Kim was. Kim’s my cousin now.
^ Tits, serious face, ass, giggidy….
“There’s a reason why I’ve never even remotely e-flirted with you.”
It was their face and not the complete lack of social grace and limiting mental capacity?
Are you sure it wasn’t that their only way to get attention is to spaz out on everyone with a vagina?
Not the fact that the only conversations they are capable of on this site consist almost completely of third grader insults?
Really? It is their face?
Man, they must look like they were thrown from a car and hit a brick wall face first.
Well, what a surprise. You know more than anyone should, little man. How ’bout you stay outta my fucking life, mmkay? I don’t understand why you’re so interested, really.
DB, Not sure if you remember Peter Zezel. He was drafted by the Flyers and then played for St.Louis, Toronto and Van. He died last night from a rare blood disease. He was only 44.
Wait, I’ve seen this movie before.
Good Job Left Nut…and I thought you didn’t have the skillz anymore with your old lady puttin the hammer down on ya and all. Hope ya get some.
DBA…don’t get upset……Zombie won’t fuck anything older than 14.
I’m good, Pottz. Just a little creeped out.
little creeped out huh? Ya need some help with that?…
You do seem to spend a lot of time gathering personal information about women you profess disgust for Zombie….??
can they be any more creative…pick a unique name…not pitbull….FAIL!
he’s just trying to find out of DBA has a daughter…
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Do somebody else, Zombie.
What color is Rem’s hair?
DBA don’t flatter yourself, I’m not interested in you… you’re practically almost old enough to be my damn mother. I’m just pulling your card bitch, once I dust the cobwebs off of it of course.
And Rem, I realize you’re a fucking geiser too. But this is none of your concern.
Yeah DBA, the only time Caterpillar-lip gets pussy is when he visits Animal Allies…