05.27.2009 Pitbull has a solid right

Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.

Share Facebook Twitter Email This
Tags: |
229 Comments

(229) Comments

  1. Zombie 05/27/2009 07:20

    Pottz, I already know DBA has a daughter… named after a comet in fact.

    I don’t spend time gathering personal info on anyone. People tell me this shit because they get sick of the person themselves and want to see them squirm.

  2. RemSteale 05/27/2009 07:20

    Hey, if you can pick on someone out of the blue Zombie, why cant anyone join in??

  3. leftnutofjesus 05/27/2009 07:22

    pottz,

    yeah i still got it. the problem is finding a safe place to fuck the hot strange. the old lady’s home too goddamned much. she needs to work 3rd shift at a dicksucking plant. that’d be better for everyone.

  4. RemSteale 05/27/2009 07:23

    If she is odd enough to call you after 45 minutes Lefty, I’m pretty sure her place is an option

  5. SinDs 05/27/2009 07:23

    why in the WORLD would pitbull have a concert in aspen?

  6. Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 07:23

    Enjoying Lie to Me, Rem?

  7. Pottz 05/27/2009 07:23

    LeftNut, Sounds to me like you need to take the new girl to this quiet rest area that you like to sit at and enjoy nature. LMAO

  8. Lo Rider 05/27/2009 07:24

    who the PHUCK is Pitbull?

  9. Jean-Claude Van Douche 05/27/2009 07:24

    I echo Lo Rider.

  10. Mr. No Name 05/27/2009 07:25

    I’m with Rem on this one after the 45 minute call back. her place or just get a hotel room that charges by the minute.

  11. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 07:25

    I don’t know who Pitbull is, but that shit was set up. HE looks like a North Shore Guido though. Who fucking raps in a suit? Plus, that song just sounded like a re-worked “Rumpshaker”. Room-a-zoom-zoom.

  12. SinDs 05/27/2009 07:26

    pitbull. um, music for the younger generation?

  13. Pottz 05/27/2009 07:26

    45 minutes means only one thing…..

    …someone needs some cock!

  14. DumbBlondeArkie 05/27/2009 07:26

    Z, I’ve had love for ya, but you’ve crossed the fucking line. If you and/or someone else here wants to gather personal info on a person to “see them squirm”, you’ve got a bit of a problem.

    Now, can we snark on these stupid celebrities?

  15. RemSteale 05/27/2009 07:27

    Yes Stunt, its improving with each episode.

  16. fndwggn 05/27/2009 07:27

    First of all, who the fuck cares. Secondly, why should he be a secret agent? I feel like you’re in love with him or something. Of course he’s calm during this, it wasnt as if he was in a fight. He invited a guy onstage and then sucker punched him. What’s impressive about that?

  17. Pottz 05/27/2009 07:27

    Stunt..Is that fucking Zombie’s avatar with Kate Plus Eights hairpiece? he he..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  18. leftnutofjesus 05/27/2009 07:27

    rem,

    said she lived with her parents and she had a kid.
    hot milf with a kid at her parents. perfect strange, right?
    but i figured her kid would be at her parents. i could fuck her in my car. or here at work.
    ideas…ideas…ideas.
    jim beam knows the solution to this dilemma.

  19. RemSteale 05/27/2009 07:28

    Stump up for a motel Lefty

  20. DumbBlondeArkie 05/27/2009 07:28

    IN YOUR CAR, Lefty? Ewww.

< PREVIOUS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 … 12 NEXT >

You must be logged in to post a comment.