Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.
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Yeah, and tell the old lady you spent the money on a new XBOX game and then lost it….
…in someones vagina!
you got to be leery of young milfs though. they could be baby factories with multiple child support checks rolling in to fund their Maury Povich and microwaved meth career.
That’s nice that you’ve had love for me DBA, but I’ve found you to be an annoying cunt from day one. Fuck talking about celebs… consider yourself the new Paleomiz.
DBA,
since when is a car ewww? You’ve NEVER had sex in a car? 42 years and you’ve never had sex in a car? I…smell…..boring……fuck….um….sorry…
lefty, im disappointed.
The lnj I used to know would’ve snapped the frame on that bitch while the kid watched then unloaded on the parents’ faces….
Did you have to be the woman again last night Zombie??
What happened to Doc btw? Did you run her off Zombie?
…new Paleomiz…
:: cringe ::
remsteale,
this bitch ain’t worth a motel. a chick with no kids and her shit together is worth shit like motels and dinners….wining dining 69ing.
this trick would be more like a chicken finger plate ghetto mojito anus full of manjam kinda thang.
Lefty, you should’ve just banged her in frozen foods. Them nipples get hard.
Pottz you’ve never even began to get under my skin you corny shithead… nor has TSS with his eibmoZ character and poorly cropped altered photos.
Yeah, what did happen to Doc?? I think she tried to IM me yesterday but I was at work not answering IM’s?
if you’re worried about leaving someone else’s panty-paste all over your stanza, lefty…just fuck her in the trunk. it makes for interesting configurations…just sayin’ ;)
Be careful Nut,
If she’s at home with the parents and she’s got a kid, chances are a little wigger got up in them guts and ragged it out…or…she’s 16…either way, wear a jimmy.
Pottz, I believe Lefty has a Mustang. Road head is one thing…fucking in a car is just…difficult.
Finkle, who’s in your avi?
Well, it certainly sounds like she would be a candidate for some seriously sordid sex Lefty.
Try for an alley somewhere and see how it goes??
Yeah, cuz that’s my goal in life. To get under your skin.
Why don’t you go buff that Poor Man’s Porsche with that thing on your upper lip?
Zombie,
I won’t even begin to tell you what a piece of shit I think you are…and how this post right here…is all the time I’ll waste on your beanie head wearin ass…
Nothing you can say will change the fact that almost ever person here…made an avatar with cum pasted on your face. Classic.
That’s Liz Motherfuckin’ Phair, ohm. Daddy likes.