Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.
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topper,
the theme for ‘09 is Twirl The Cervix.
Snap the Frame is too ‘08.
DBA,
I have a mustang, baby. it’s like foreplay for some bitches. and it serves as a way to keep fat ass bitches off my cock.
ohm,
i’m gonna fuck her in my car outside of a bar in about a week. i saw the vision.
You need a Magnum, LNOJ. TRUST me, that bitch is fast and has plenty of room to go wrong with strange women.
I thought so . . . I bet she is a wild fuck.
or up against a dumpster.
nothing like getting sucked off with her squatting down in the shadows as your knees wobble under the cobblestone piss ditch in southside.
er….ya know….i bet it’d be like that.
Yeah, cuz that’s my goal in life. To get under your skin.
Nah TSS, I think you’re just gay for me… seriously. You’ve been creating clone accounts related to my username, making altered photos of my avatar, and mentioning my name in your comments on almost a daily basis since I signed up here. And the shoe fetish only amplifies your fagginess.
Liz is not that dirty anymore, but still, dirty enough.
I vote your local McD’s Womens stall Lefty
Apparently Pitbull isn’t too fond of the rain. Hey rainmaker (drizzler??), you got knocked the fuck out!
You got me, Z. I’m a fag. That’s pretty clever.
Now, excuse me while I drop a whopping $13,500 on this Boxster I found on ebay. I love me some Buy It Now.
Once a dirty girl, always a dirty girl.
the most ideal thing would be to get her over to my place, but i might as well go ahead and key my fucking car, set my clothes and the car on fire, then strangle my favorite cat out and stuff in my shoe.
cuz a duo of crazy chicks tasting the same deceitful dick bust you and it’s like shooting up an eightball of angry cocaine.
Was nice to sleep in a bit late today. Woke up to Tyson’s unwanted kid is dead, some “rapper” named pitbull did something to someone…and Zombie is digitally getting his dick kicked inside out so it looks like a poontang….it’s wednesday..
It’s so refreshing to feel the love from this site. Lawd knows the posts suck, but geniuses like Z keep it interesting.
TSS, avoid the Boxster, G. Get a real Porsche or stay the hell home.
I’m just sayin
you would actually buy a car without driving it first?
uhhmmm……
slaaapy,
funny you say that. there’s a MCd’s right here in the neighborhood.
but work would be better. so many rooms. suites with leather couches. and bathrooms….elevators…
bosses catching you doing the brazillian pussy pound on his desk.
okay….bad idea.
Pottz, any photoshopped pic of me could never hold a candle to the original pic of you laying in a dirty Motel 6 bed with a Tupac rag on your head. What a fucking poser.
Lefty, take the handicap stall . . . more room for thrashing. She might have a corked pussy. You will need some time to wake it up. Don’t worry about ironsides, I have never seen a person in a wheelchair use a public restroom.
Diane, I was thinking the same thing..only I was thinking of a vagina.
TSS, avoid the Boxster, G. Get a real Porsche or stay the hell home.
It’s always funny to see people talk shit about something they could never afford. Hell, after pulling your credit report they probably wouldn’t even let you test drive anything more than a used Camry.
Then you can buy her a $1.00 sweet tea afterwards?