Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.
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Ah, you remember my pics do ya Zombie? Who’s the fag now?
(pssst… DD, it was a reference to the Boxster - who somebody on here prides himself upon owning - being a cheap Porsche knockoff. You can find them well under $15K all day, everyday. The fact is, the bitch that cuts hair next door would mow his ass down in her Cayenne Turbo, along with any 911 Turbos she might pass along the way.)
Ah, you remember my pics do ya Zombie? Who’s the fag now?
Pot, meet the fucking kettle.
Puttz and Zombie are fighting. This is turning into a good day.
wait, who the hell got a boxter? that shit is the Porsche that pseudo rich business men buy their wives because they are 1/3 the price of a REAL Porsche and they can brag to all their friends at the country club, ” hey i bought my wife a Porsche”…plus it has the performance rating of a radio flyer fuking wagon.
a Boxter? There’s no better proof than that…
Yes, I know what the Boxster is…I thought you were being serious though. Sorry, my literal brain is in control right now.
I thought you had a Cobra, Z? I dunno…I can hardly remember to put pants on in the morning, so I don’t know how you all remember all this mundane shit about each other. Is there some kind of cheat Excel spreadsheet or something?
Aha you guys are a fucking hoot. You will try to slam anything. If somebody you didn’t like owned their own private jet, mansion in the hills, and a set of Ferraris and Lambos - you fucks would still talk shit about the dumbest little thing you could.
Keep trying guys. But don’t let it get you down too bad when you drive home from work in your purple Geo Metro this afternoon.
Cayenne Turbo might be the dumbest name for a car I’ve ever heard.
Dance, white boy, dance, white boy, DANCE!! What a goofy looking mother-fucker. I’m glad he can hit, because he sure needs to make up for looking like a fairy.
I wonder if Zombie sinisterly laughs like this ” muahhahah muuhahahha” and gently strokes his oh so fine mustache as people engage in digital online bickery with him…
The question is not who the hell has a Boxster, Dirt. It’s who the hell WOULD WANT one.
Apparently, there’s this one guy on here who would… Of course, it’s probably in the shop today.
So who here went to Maui last year?
*raises hand slowly*
I drive an Oregano Supreme.
Thought so.
DD, nice avi pic. it’s cloudy here…but sunny where you are! hhahaha /sigh. seriously though. nice pic.
why don’t you edit these videos before posting them?
Why do I have to watch a full minute of this ugly tool-sac “rapping” before I get to see the punching?
Damn, Liz Phair has some nice pics out there
Check the specs on it, ohm. 0-60 is 4.7 for the S model.
Not too shabby, for an SUV.