05.27.2009 Pitbull has a solid right

Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.

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  1. Zombie 05/27/2009 07:53

    I’ll bet TSS and Dirt watch MTV Cribs every day and sit there saying “aww that motherfucker ain’t shit, anybody could have all that stuff.

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    DD, I have an 06′ Mustang and an 08′ Porsche that I posted once, maybe twice, to a specific person that I was having a discussion about cars with… ever since, these motherfuckers have gone apeshit. SuperB has the Cobra.

  2. Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 07:54

    Hey Zombie? The color isn’t purple. It is Super Grape Metallic. Get it right.

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/27/2009 07:54

    i dont have a car, i get carried around on the backs of 4 Guatemalan immigrants cause that’s how i roll…err get carried.

  4. KoNiG YoSHi 05/27/2009 07:54

    they actually make boxters still? Wow…

  5. dirtydiane 05/27/2009 07:55

    TITS- in fact, my avi is acutally me sitting on the lobby balcony at the Ritz in Maui

    Ok, Z…thanks for the clarification. Carry on.

  6. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 07:55

    Liz Phair is hotter than an Alabama milf at the local Piggly Wiggly shopping for cortizone.

  7. Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 07:56

    Cortizone - That’s good.

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/27/2009 07:57

    mustangs are fukking gay. around here only guidos and pretty boys drive em. Unless you are a hot chick, or have 500+ horsepower, mustangs are played, boring as shit, and easily beaten.

  9. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 07:57

    Who gives a shit what kind of car anybody drives? Unless you have a tank . . . if that’s the case, then let’s be friends.

  10. pepper 05/27/2009 07:58

    so, are you going to bark all day little dog or are you going to bite?

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/27/2009 07:58

    my 4 Guatemalans transform into a tank.

  12. Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 07:58

    Wow…what a great bunch of posts. Basically, we have a bunch of internet twits and trolls bragging about what they drive, how good they look, and where they go on vacation. Awesome. Congratulations guys, you all win!!

  13. ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 07:58

    Bitchin’

  14. The Ingratiating Tony Stark 05/27/2009 07:58

    “Unless you have a tank . . . if that’s the case, then let’s be friends.”

    I’d rather drive a Striker.

  15. Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 07:59

    I like turtles.

  16. The Ingratiating Tony Stark 05/27/2009 07:59

    I like booze.

  17. Zombie 05/27/2009 08:00

    It’s funny the same people that accused me of working as a car detailer and taking pics in another person’s Porsche because they were so high priced are now saying that the car isn’t shit and anyone can afford it. Ha, a good day indeed.

  18. pepper 05/27/2009 08:00

    I have 4 cars. Only one works and I have not had a vacation in 12 years….do I win anything?

  19. leftnutofjesus 05/27/2009 08:00

    how’d you know i shop at piggly wiggly?

    did i mention it? i think i’m coming down….

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/27/2009 08:01

    Nancy Reagan, I will chop your other tit right off..

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