Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.
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Yes, Pepper, you win a government bailout.
Thanks for that summation, Nance. You got anything to contribute or you just gonna show up and bitch about how much it sucks here?
Show your “Just Say No” tattooed tits or GTFO. (And yes, I realize you are probably a male IRL)
Unless we’re talking old Detroit muscle, I don’t give a shit about cars.
I didn’t, lefty. It was just the funniest super market chain I could think of.
sweet it’s noon. it’s high time to get…um high?
Nah Pepper, I havent had a vacation in 5 years, but I cant drive…
when chicks eat chili or red beans and rice….all i can think about is them taking huge shits.
i mean…i’d still fuck them before or after the huge shit….but i think something’s wrong with me.
Pepper, I think you win. I have a bag of carrots and a no. 2 pencil. Feel free to come on by any time to pick up the prize.
OHM, your humor astounds me..
ohm,
well that’s where i shop. we even have a wine consultant at mine. and the italians that own it will bag your meat with bleach or milk jugs with bread.
Stickshifts and safety belts, bucket seats have all got to go . . .
Where the fuck did DBA go? You sons-a-bitches distracted me from the real task at hand.
I love how there are like 15 different conversations going on here, and lefty just keeps on with the same story the whole time.
I think I just got told. Oh…no…
Puttz, your mere existence astounds me.
TITS, thank you, will it be arriving soon?
What kind of car does she drive, Z? Lumina APV?
Boxter = Crap.
Not a question of jealousy or money…it is crap.
now i’ve farted many times during sex, even farted a few times while getting some skully, but i would like just one for a chick to fart on me whilst sexin. It would make me feel that because of the great magnitude and ferocity of my manhood, the act of gash plowing cause so much air pressure to build that it had to escape anyway it could.
dirt-just find a lactose intolerant girl, make her drink a glass of whole milk and wait 20 minutes before you pound her.
texas,
the other conversations involve cars and pepper’s failing business with no vacations.
i walk to work and want to fuck nurses without dyke haircuts.
apologies for my focus.