05.27.2009 Pitbull has a solid right

Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn’t the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that’s like being the most controversial pastry chef. In Aspen, the “black part of town” is probably “that dudes house”. All the white people lock their car doors as soon as they see his mailbox.

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(229) Comments

Zombie 05/27/2009 08:08

No TSS, she drives an Oldsmobile. Duh.

fukU 05/27/2009 08:08

screw this

Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 08:08

Just so everyone knows…dirtydiane went to Maui. I want to make it abundantly clear that she thinks she is great. That picture is really her. She’ll suck your dick for crack. Any takers?

Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/27/2009 08:08

im a lactard, and a whole glass of milk and 20 minutes would be just plain filthy.. Think of a melted pint of chocolate ben and jerry’s..

pepper 05/27/2009 08:08

Van Douche is correct about the Boxter..it’s a poor man’s Porche. Garbage!

ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:09

I like those suction queefs that happen when you are fucking. I make her call me Joe the Plumber . . . “Plunge me, Joe. Plunge me harder!”

Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 08:09

Zombie is very concerned with what people drive…still.

Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 08:09

No, no. Carry on. I applaud your resolve.

Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/27/2009 08:09

Nancy I already told you I’d cut your other tit off if you keep it up…

pepper 05/27/2009 08:10

Nancy, I got in line before she went to Maui….I hope this is the right line…

leftnutofjesus 05/27/2009 08:10

most queefs make a “cha ching” sound.

Pottz 05/27/2009 08:10

It’s only because OHM lives in a small Texas town that still has a Piggly Wiggly.

ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:10

The former first lady has a point . . .

Texas Stunt Sock 05/27/2009 08:10

I asked, Nancy. He was just responding.

What do you drive? A Hoveround? Is it like Doc’s?

Zombie 05/27/2009 08:11

Nancy, TSS asked me a question and I answered it. Scroll back you stupid bitch.. I’m certainly not the one that started the car conversation, as I never am.

dirtydiane 05/27/2009 08:11

way to go Nancy. i sure did go to Maui, all expenses paid. while i was there i drank my face off and fucked 2 of the pool boys. i don’t think i’m great…i know i’m great. i suck dick for free, so just ask.

what else you got?

leftnutofjesus 05/27/2009 08:11

ohm probably goes to HEB. hispanic employment bureau and grocery store.

ohmwrecker 05/27/2009 08:11

Good one, Puttz.

Nancy Reagan 05/27/2009 08:11

I drive a donkey. His name is Kurdt. He runs on carrots and apples.

The Ingratiating Tony Stark 05/27/2009 08:12

Pepper, your government bailout will likely be part of the GM bankruptcy.

::goes back to reading the WSJ::

DAMMIT!