For weeks it’s been rumored that Natalie Portman is doin it with Sean Penn, and if true the affair may have even been a factor in Penns wife filing for divorce, but Natalie would like to make it clear that this all propaganda and lies spread by enemies out to destroy her.
“Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so.”
Hmm, interesting. So she felt the need to address this rumor because it was false, and yet she says nothing about rumors she broke into my house with a gun and used me as her sexual plaything. You do the math.
Still Gross…get it out of my head
Need boobs STAT…
Apparently taking dictation from an old asian woman is passing for satire these days..?
I’d hit it like Chris Brown hit that weird spelling ladies name…of course I’d do it in a good way though
Pretty sure I’d take a sock before her….
I hope he is fucking her…..
…..what a downgrade from Madonna for six or seven weeks…..to Robin Wright….to Portmann????
He’s working his way down from C-Cups to B-cups…..and now……
..training bra….
Any portman in a storm I always say.
I’d fuck Portman, but she would have to play the quiet game cause she’d start talking about paintings and thrift clothing while you were working her guts….
Silly Wabbit.
I’ll nail her as long as she screams: “FUCK ME OBIWAN KANOBI, YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE”
Grab those ears and hate fuck her mouth! Yeah baby!
What kind of ink do you have, Z?
I’d love to get something along the lines of Tim Commerford’s stuff, but haven’t seen an artist competent enough to shade that much without butchering it.
That would also be pretty tough to get rid of / alter if you ever woke up and said “I don’t think I like this.”
Awwwwwwwww yeeeeeeah!
I’d totally fuck her is she would recreate the scene from Cold Mountain!
who is the putz in your avi, pottz?
Pottz is it ok to wear my Italian Horn necklace these days?
Mac-Daddy: fucking hilarious!
TSS, check out Paul Booth.
Best tat artist around… but there is a waiting list.
“repeatedly fabricated story”,
also known as, I will say I am fucking him as SOON as he is divorced.
who wants to touch my penis?
It’s me assholes…
and Slappy, I could give a fuck what ya wear pal…
I thought we were talking about Portman?