Britney has come a long way since she bottomed out almost two years ago, when she shaved her head and did stuff like in the banner picture, but that doesn’t mean she’s not still a hot mess. Page Six says…
The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. “They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”
I actually find this reassuring. It would freak me out if Britney changed too much. It would be like we woke up in some alternate reality. Britney would be real classy, running backs would all be Mexican and Hitler would be on the dollar bill.
(let’s relive the magical night from the banner in terrifying high-res: very very very NSFW pics here, here, here, here, and here)
My eyes burn…..
I’m hacking my mind’s eye out even as we speak. We do so love Britney but where are the pics of this catastrophe?
NPD - When exactly did your penis decide it had enough, packed its balls, and left?
She showed me the C-section scar, but I told her, “baby, you had me when you showed me your big, puffy pussy.” I’ve always had a way of wooing the womenz.
Ahh if it isn’t the original pic for GuessHerMuff.com
there’s not enough brain bleach in this world that will get me to click on those links. i don’t want my new widescreen monitor at work to melt, thanks.
Mother of God
I’m hacking my mind’s eye out even as we speak. We do so love Britney but where are the pics of this catastrophe?
Kevin, did you forget to renew your Elle subscription?
Sup from last post… Do you have a six flags out near you? And if so is it a good time??
i haven’t a clue, Z….but it seems logical. a new reg today and the syntax is kinda the same.
i’m not busting on DBA, mind you. that’s between y’all…but i did notice it this morning.
“They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”
Given what passes for couture clothing, I doubt that baptism in the Red Sea would diminish their “appeal”…
Why, look. It’s the closest Zombie’s ’stache has ever been to a vagina!
Did you people know a group of crows are called “a troop of monkeys”? Group of kangaroos…”a mob of kangaroos”! Group of hippos…”Doc’s family picnic”.
What time of the month are they talking about…
Welfare support check day?
wait wait, damn it!
group of crows is *”a murder of crows”
group of monkeys is *”a troop of monkeys”
I think Page Six needed some meaningless filler article to “pad” their column…and voila…douche…I mean touche…
This post reminds me of the joke-
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived. The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns would pass by. They soon realized that the parrot was calling out the colors of their respective underpants. They tried to fool the parrot by switching positions while walking and even wearing different colored underpants every day, but the parrot was never wrong. Finally they devised a way to fool the parrot by not wearing any underpants at all. When they walked across the house the parrot spoke out loud, ”Straight, straight, curly.”
Britney, I guess we’ll never know.
Let’s not?
It’s not like this was her first time to forget her period. What ever happened to those pics you posted where she was obviously having a miscarriage with only pantyhose on, no underwear?
We love you Britney…..especially when you provide “nature’s” lube….